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Friday, May 4, 2007
12:40:00 AM EDT
Hearing Warriors-Mavs Game 6

The Orioles Suck at Dance Offs, Life


If not for my brother, I'd have zero first-hand experience with the art of the dance off. Lucky for me, however, he straight up serves fools, whether they be at parties, tailgates, bars or beyond. He once got after it so hard that he fell off a chair and sprained his ankle. True story. Anyway, I only share to embarrass him and let you know that I'm of no relation to the Orioles' bird, who got served by the Devil Rays' mascot thing. Behold ...

Now, this is only the second time I've written about my O's this season, with Millar's Ray-Ray dance being the first. It's a shame, really, because I had a fawning post all lined up comparing this team to the '89 squad that delighted the summer of my 11th year. Since then they've lost nine of 10, all seems lost and Camden Chat does a good job of summing up their suck.


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  • #3 Comment from tomfornelli56 
    5/4/07 11:13 PM Permalink
    Could be worse, you could be a Nationals fan.
  • #2 Comment from smutsboyb 
    5/4/07 12:01 PM Permalink
    Doing the worm in a mascot suit is impressive.

    Question: is there any other nation on earth that makes dressing up in large stuffed outfits part of the sporting experience?
  • #1 Comment from larrybrownsports 
    5/4/07 5:49 AM Permalink
    I just about lose it when Raymond breaks into the worm, and the Oriole Bird is bowing down to him in the background.  Thanks for the link!