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Monday, May 14, 2007
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Diaper Drinking Is My New Least Favorite Sport


Following last weekend's Mayweather-De La Hoya fight and Kentucky Derby, FanHouse's Michael David Smith posed the question, "Was Saturday the last gasp for boxing and horse racing?" Little did MDS know that another (hopefully) dying breed of a sporting event was happening that very same day: diaper drinking. Here are the rules:

1. Everyone puts on a pair of Depend adult diapers and starts or, more likely, continues drinking.

2. Those who soil their diapers are disgusting and disqualified.

3. The last player to refrain from pottying himself wins, meaning he gets to put his clothes back on and go to the bathroom like a big boy.

Sounds unbelievable or at least unbelievably fratty, no? Well, this describes an actual competition that took place during and/or between the race and fight last Saturday, and here's the picture to prove it ...



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  • #8 Comment from border165 
    5/29/07 3:39 PM Permalink
    I am the Diaper Challenge King. All must bow down and pee themselves.

    - The Nips
  • #7 Comment from panicbombs 
    5/25/07 10:53 AM Permalink
    What is more horrifying? Visualizing the loser in this drinking game or randomly finding out that one of your buddy's is in this picture? Bogack Attack has been busted! Nice work.
  • #6 Comment from diaperdrinker 
    5/21/07 2:19 PM Permalink
    If peeing your pants is cool then I'm Miles Davis.
  • #5 Comment from asroma33 
    5/16/07 4:08 PM Permalink
    Good to see I'm not the only one adopting the South Philly Diet/Weight Training Program. Nice work, guys.
  • #4 Comment from tomfornelli56 
    5/14/07 9:30 PM Permalink
    Thanks, Jamie.  I'm so glad I came here today.  Really.  I had to see that.   Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pick out my eyeballs using this fork I found on the sidewalk.
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