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Thursday, November 17, 2005
9:37:00 AM EST
Hearing Cold Pizza

Don't Let Your Daughters Go to The U.


I've held off on posting about Miami's 'Seventh Floor Crew' song because, well, this is a PG (maybe PG-13) blog and the lyrics are dirtier than LaVar Arrington's BVDs after a Dallas game. But now that it's ESPN.com's most-sent story this morning, I'll stop censoring myself. Just to get you caught up a l'il bit, here's the chorus:

"If your ho only know
That she was gettin' [bleep] on the 7th flo'
If that bitch only knew
That she was gettin' muddied by the whole damn crew."

Of course the nine-minute song is misogynistic and whatnot, but, more than anything, it's a bunch of college kids being hilarious ... and the beat's tight too. Anyway, Miami WR Sinorice Moss (great name) confirms the existence of the two-year old song in an ESPN.com chat yesterday, and Pat Forde covers the story today:

"A group calling itself the 7th Floor Crew -- the name reportedly comes from the seventh floor of the Mahoney Residential College, campus housing at Miami -- made a recording referencing multiple acts of group sex, derogatory terms for women and minorities and dozens of curse words that lasts approximately 9 minutes. School officials say the song was recorded two years ago, but that seems to offer little solace."

Miami Hurricanes LB Tavares Gooden, #52, is in the Crew.

The Mighty MJD reacts to the ESPN coverage:

"I don't think there's any reason for the mainstream media to be portraying the lifestyle favored by the 7th Floor Crew, and by yours truly, in a negative light. We gangbang hoes. That's what we do. Don't disrespect."

And the blog where this all began, Miamity, is not happy with Forde and ESPN:

"Pat Forde manufactured a scandal about a stupid song that was irrelevant to anything. I don't know what journalism school Forde attended but it certainly wasn't the one here at UM, because I'm sure they would have taught him the difference between actualsports news and irrelevant hype."

Because timing is on our side, today's edition of Sports Bloggers Live will have Mr. Forde as our featured college football guest. I'll post the interview later today.

Update: Saved by the Blog thinks the Seventh Floor Crew "should be admired and respected."

Update: Here's the SBL interview with Pat Forde -- nearly seven minutes of us discussing the Seventh Floor Crew.

Update: Mr. Irrelevant friends Sportz Assassin and High Above Courtside are on the case.



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  • #20 Comment from anyaaskankk 
    5/8/07 4:47 PM Permalink
    this song is the shit...anyone who says different can go die.

    if you dont like it then dont listen to the damn song!

    just because some people think the song is messed up you dont have to go around saying that people shouldnt go to the school...dats just fucked up.
  • #19 Comment from sonicheroes92 
    3/18/07 9:48 PM Permalink
    Come da 7Th Flo' Crew is da bomb it's all good in da U. I think who ever put dis up is an LSU fan. It's all fun and games if you have seen thar myspace Comments thar is a profile name F*** da 7Th floor Crew and it's a bunch of LUS football playes talking shit about da 7Th floor Crew and i dont see some thing on that. PLZ TELL MY WHY!    AND YES I REP DA U
  • #18 Comment from soccco999 
    1/6/06 8:33 PM Permalink
    Yall need to get off the U. Its a bunch of kids having fun. THey didnt rape anyone. They didnt murder anyone. They didnt do anything illegal. Instead of blaming the football players how bout you blame the hoes that get slayed by these dudes. hmmmmm theirs a thought. Because if these hoes didnt give up ass like it was free sample at the supermarket. ANd the U is a great school you cant take that away from them. They are the best school in florida out of the big 5. This coming from a FSU fan. So get off the U's back FSU's Lb raped a girl these dudes are just talkin bout some girls. Pluss the songs sick, Sweet lyrics and a sick beet so all you people that hate get a life and a miami girl BUst in the eyes " in the eyes" IN the eyes remember to use a rubba i aint trying to catch that downslope . so     Marvalous, t-buck, big nick, T good, Lil nub, Dub C,  G-reg, Big beast,  Holla man i got your back.

    On the trunk cuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz on the trunk
  • #17 Comment from scarface2422 
    12/29/05 4:38 PM Permalink
    I think the song is great . And for all you assholes the hate The U fuck off b/c miami is a great school and has a great football team .and who cares what the team does on their own time. rappers make songs jus like this nobody says anything to them so shut the hell up.
  • #16 Comment from scarface2422 
    12/29/05 4:37 PM Permalink
    I think the song is great . And for all you assholes the hate The U fuck off b/c miami is a great school and has a great football team .and who cares what the team does on their own time. rappers make songs jus like this nobody says anything to them so shut the hell up.
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