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Hearing the Strokes
This Is Not Looking Very Good
As you may or may not know, I lost the rare and dreaded mustache bet to Lush nearly two weeks ago. Since then I've been growing the chintziest, itchiest, opposite of Jake Plummerist neck beard imaginable and will be shaving it into a dirty 'stache on Tuesday. That said, I want to build up some, you know, big anticipation for the occasion, so here's a gallery of how the lip fur has progressed over the past couple weeks.
I hope you enjoy laughing at me (not with me) and come back here tomorrow to witness a true rarity: a 28-year old near-metro man sporting a sorry excuse for a 'stache with a straight face.
Update: Lush is talking trash again. It's not his fault. He's from Jersey. He can't help himself. Sample: "I take much much joy in watching the metro, brokeback mountain-loving host of the show have to endure this sort-of growth on his face."
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Jesus H. Shuttlesworth, dude. I shaved this morning, and I'll have more fur than that on my face by 3:00.
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That hat in Picture 5 is scarier than anything on your face. You look an accountant turned stone cold.
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When are you gonna start growing it?
1/24/06 2:57 PM