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It was just yesterday I was complimenting Matt Leinart's decision-making skills. Then, in true Dumb & Dumber fashion, he goes and totally redeems himself by becoming Paris Hilton's latest boy toy. (Ed. note: I saw this story first on The Big Lead, but that other link has video). What's Leinart thinking here? It's not like he needs the money, and, out of basically every woman in America, he chooses a rail-thin around-the-way girl who's familiar with Brian Urlacher's domain!

This is Leinart's second time dating a celeb -- the first was Laguna Beach vixen Kristin Cavallari (Brynn Cameron doesn't count) -- and it should land him in US Weekly, Star, OK! and every other celeb rag on the market causing a Katie Holmes-like surge for his Q rating. Of course, the relationship isn't built to last, but let's not get too far ahead of ourselves here, Phoenix is only an hour-long flight from L.A. and Leinart's going to have a lot of time on his hands until Kurt Warner makes his annual trip to the disabled list.

Related: Sadly, Perez Hilton hasn't weighed in yet, but Deadspin sure sent the thing up and one of the commenters shares this great photo of Paris in a bikini smoking a joint.

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• #4 Comment from incoming663 
  5/4/06 10:26 PM | Permalink

  I will just paraphrase the statement that was authored by me and read on FNC's Neil Cavuto show: "If Paris Hilton wasn't an heir to the Hiltom family fortune, she would just anothe ditzy blond flippin' burgers instead of makin' whoopee whith'm."  Maybe Leinart better start to focus on his yet to be proven successful NFL carrer instead of trying to be a warmed over Broadway Joe Namath before makin' his bones in real football. 'Sides, if this is the best Leinart can do in women (no pun intended) than he must have a streak of nerd in him.~BiGDawg~
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• #3 Comment from zachls5 
  5/3/06 11:00 PM | Permalink

  "out of basically every woman in America, he chooses a rail-thin around-the-way girl who's familiar with Brian Urlacher's domain!"
  
  Nice call, Irrelevant. He could pull so many hotter chicks. Paris looks like she has down syndrome and we know that she certainly has herpes. c'mon Matt, you won't throw well if you keep having breakouts.
  
• #2 Comment from monponsett 
  5/3/06 1:02 PM | Permalink

  It'd be better if she went for #1 overall and had to slap those bony hips against Mario Williams every night. He'd make a goddamn Christian out of that ho.
• #1 Comment from knemeth00 
  5/3/06 12:24 PM | Permalink

  If my job ever involved following around celebs with a camera while they walked on the streets, I would asked to be put down like a dog.
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