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Tuesday, January 17, 2006
11:04:00 AM EST
Hearing the New Pornographers

The Definitive Clinton Portis Collection




From top to bottom and left to right: The Mad Scientist, Southeast Jerome, Dr. I Don't Know, Sherriff Gonna Getcha, Dolla Bill, Reverend Gonna Change, Kid Bro Sweets, Inspector 2-2, Angel of Southeast Jerome, Coach Janky Spanky

Clintonportis.com proudly presents the complete Clinton Portis collection handily displayed in chronological order of appearance along with the "Get-Up", "The Word" and "Favorite Sayings" for each character/creation. As a fan of the Redskins and high comedy, this was my favorite ongoing storyline of the 2005 NFL season. Well, that and Manning-Chesney ("Chesnning") rumors, but those may or may not be true.

I can't wait to see if Portis carries on the tradition in '06. In the meantime, here are my three favorite C-Po characters/creations of '05:

1. Sheriff Gone Getcha
2. Kid Bro Sweets
3. Coach Janky Spanky

Special thanks to Deadspin, where this story was covered months before ESPN, or the Washington Post for that matter, began taking notice. Also, special thanks to the Redskins for embracing the comedic genius of #26.

Update: Saved by the Blog points on this amazing animated .gif that's on CP's main page:



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