Scattered Thoughts

I've been eating Smartfood White Cheddar Cheese Popcorn for medicinal purposes.  It's one food that seems to neutralize my raging stomach acid.  It tastes great.  I do have one problem with it besides the white coating of gunky cheese residue it leaves on my fingers.  That is the hulls get caught between my teeth.  I strongly dislike that!  I do get rid of the hulls but I realize I need to change my tobacco chewing truck driver*  ways.  I just spit the hulls out...no matter where I am.  It doesn't make me a particularly wonderful house guest.  However, I don't spit watermelon seeds indoors.  Just hulls.

This Smartfood could be smarter if it used hull-less popcorn as the base.  It would change my behavior and increase my invitations to movie nights.  Yes, I just admitted that to the whole internets.  I'm not proud of my actions but I told the truth, the hull truth and nothing but the truth.

*Not that there's anything wrong with that.  This web site in no way endorses the maligning of tobacco chewing truck drivers.