my brain is in pain

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Laissez les bon temps rouler!

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I have 2 male cats and about 4 mice in the house.

This picture fits perrrfect!

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Laissez bon temps rouler!

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Debbie had asked me today If I'd like to see her do Feng Shui,would I ever, Isn't Feng Shui Woody Allens wife and won't he get mad?

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Laissez les bon temps rouler!

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Taking a leak out in the open is a tricky maneuver. In order to dodge a public urination rap, you've got to be stealthy, somewhat hidden and able to evacuate your bladder with great haste. It's also a bit like real estate, with the onus on location, location, location.

A Polish tourist in London showed himself to be not so knowledgeable about the last part by electrocuting himself while micturating on the tracks of a busy train station.

The 41-year-old schoolteacher crept into a recess at Vauxhall Station in South London in an attempt to take a whiz. It's thought that his urine splashed onto an electrical line that powers the trains, unleashing a 750-volt and killing him instantly.

Question raised: What are some better locations than a train station to pee illicitly?

That was better Than Viagra, Who was that stiff?

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Laissez les bon temps rouler!

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Estelle Getty "The Queen of Oneliners" of The Golden Girls passed away July 22, 2008 at the age of 84.

R.I.P Estelle

You'll will be truely missed.

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You wanted it you've got it!

Ok rockers go place your requests @

http://journals.aol.com/garnett109/rockin-with-jumping-johnny-g./

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Laizzez les bon temps rouler!

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Well it looks like the Music Video Journal is a go.

Now to decide what to call it, when to post it and how to get you guys out there to request songs.

Well I'll work on that today my friends.

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Laissez les bon temps rourler!

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Happy B-day to you Jingles ya ole fart!

We went for a B-Day breakfast this morning , Man it was beautiful, lots of food.

The Maitre De ask us if all was fine , I said yes but good ole Jingles say it was fair and he asked her what was the problem she turns around and tells him they broke her freakin' eggs, he then asks her if she would like 2 more on the house.

She laughed and told him she was teasing him.

I could dress her up but I can't Take her no where!

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Laissez les bon temps rouler!

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JUMPING JOHNNY G. NEEDS YOUR INPUT ON A MUSIC VIDEO JOURNAL.

AND AS ALWAYS, THANKS FOR LISTENING!

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All you little doves out there this is for you baby!

Jumpping Johnny G. Loves his SEXY THINGS !

OWWWOOOOO!

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