Thinking of Ancestors

Maybe you have some other queries/replies to add?

(names and locations made up) Please consider these queries as being "all that was written/asked"....

Query: William Duchae Brown of High Brow, London married in 1604 to Lady Catherine Parks.

Reply: My dad was William David Parks, he lived in Illinois and was a grocery clerk.  We're related!

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Query: Looking for my dad.  Do you know him?  Do you know where he is?

Reply: What is your dad's NAME? 
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Query:  Were there (fill in a common surname) ever in Pennsylvania?

Reply:  Probably!  When?  Got anyone in particular in mind?

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Query: Looking for Matthew Bolder.

Reply:  I'm Matthew Bolder.  Will I do?

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Query:  I have 985,984 people in my huge database on (fill in surname).  I'd like to find more "cousins."

Reply:  Does that mean I'm your cousin too?

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Query: I'm researching the (fill in surname or specific family) of 1856.

Reply: That's MY family.  I don't appreciate you looking at MY family.  Who do you think you are!

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Query: I just started my search!  I know my mom's name, my dad's,  my grandparents and my dog, Sparky.

Reply: Oh my gosh, I'm so excited to finally connect!  I'd almost given up!  I'm related to you through Sparky's 4th great grandmother.  You do know Sparky's mother was...a little on the wild side, so I've been told.

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Query:  Is anyone related to me? 

Reply:  I don't think so.

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Have you seen a funny query posted somewhere?

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