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MAKES MY EYES TEAR -UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. 

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face.  I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?"  She opened the door to the Refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><ST1:PERSONNAME>Di</ST1:PERSONNAME>fferent countries: <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION><ST1:PLACE><st1:country-region w:st="on">Germany</ST1:PLACE></st1:country-region></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION>, <ST1:PLACE><ST1:CITY><st1:City w:st="on">Holland</st1:City></ST1:CITY>, <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION><st1:country-region w:st="on">Japan</st1:country-region></ST1:PLACE></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION>, <ST1:COUNTRY-REGION><ST1:PLACE><st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">India</st1:place></st1:country-region></ST1:PLACE></ST1:COUNTRY-REGION>, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of Saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen Glasses... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?"  She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back.  I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?"  She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?  LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT!  SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR!  THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"

and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story

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• #25 Comment from mkolasa101 
  4/13/06 11:35 AM | Permalink

  Yep, just as married life should be ------however, the games go on and on and on.  Too funny though.
  
  Marlene-PurelyPoetry
• #24 Comment from csandhollow 
  1/4/06 10:31 PM | Permalink

  If you are copy this from office document you need to turn off smart tags.
• #23 Comment from csandhollow 
  1/4/06 10:30 PM | Permalink

  I sent this to my newlywed daughter! LOL
• #22 Comment from mkolasa101 
  1/3/06 6:42 PM | Permalink

  Oh I just love that one, guess I should have tried it sooner, that might have worked.  Only kidding, hubby wasn't a bar type guy.  I can just imagine the look on that guys face though couldn't you? LOL
  
  Marlenre-PurelyPoetry
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• #21 Comment from libragem007 
  1/2/06 9:55 AM | Permalink

  oh LOL LOL LOL!!! this is what lessons those every married man should read! LOL!!
  Gem :-D