Dusty Pages

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." Anonymous Manufacturer

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
- David Acfield

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• #3 Comment from chaispice1023 
  3/5/06 8:14 AM | Permalink

  LOL!!!!
  
  i loved these.  thanks for the laugh this morning :-)
• #2 Comment from lifes2odd 
  3/3/06 10:25 PM | Permalink

  Those were so funny!! Love it! By the way, thanks for visiting my journal earlier this week. Sorry it took me so long to come visit you! My weekdays are so busy!
  Martha ~ http://journals.aol.com/lifes2odd/Justvisiting/
• #1 Comment from plieck30 
  3/3/06 9:17 PM | Permalink

  Cute ones. Hope you are feeling much better. Paula