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May 2004

5/31/04

5/31/04

Rachael's timeline of going to the museum with us

5/31/04

Twilight's Golden Streak of Comet

5/31/04

Yakrider and Cemetery studies

5/31/04

Bare Skin is The Devil's Playground

5/30/04

5/29/04

Apple Honey Kuchen and swilling German

5/29/04

New Titanic Show: a reason to party!

5/29/04

Amazon and water studies...

5/29/04

From Pam Knepfle: Dysfunctional Selection of Hallmark cards

5/29/04

Journal Problems again...anyone...help!!

5/28/04

A satisfying life

5/28/04

Please Pray for my friend

5/27/04

more on the Barnes and Nobles refusing homeschooler's discount

5/26/04

Tabitha's hair fashions and torture chamber

5/26/04

cheesy song for the Day "Daddy-o"

5/26/04

Art Museums and Circumcision

5/26/04

5/26/04

Kurt Vonnegut thoughts on this war

5/26/04

The Perfect Uncle Dave has a sparkly GLAM purse

5/26/04

my letter to Congress

5/25/04

What is a jicama?

5/25/04

5/25/04

Have you been Homeschooling too long?

5/25/04

How Does a Homeschooler Change a Lightbulb?

5/25/04

A Turkish Evening at an Irish Pub

5/25/04

Barnes and Noble just lost a good customer tonight

5/25/04

Pond Exploring at Woodland Mound Park

5/25/04

Tabby's results :I want more, more!

5/25/04

Mandy is a mermaid, Tabby is a Harpy

5/24/04

I slept the day

5/24/04

The Madness must stop! I am addicted to cheesy quizzes

5/24/04

I am a Unicorn...and a quiz addict

5/24/04

I am Aphrodite....the Goddess of love...yeah, baby!

5/24/04

5/24/04

What Kind of Candy are you?

5/24/04

A beautiful speech by Nick Berg's father

5/24/04

5/24/04

Rachael and Toad Mating Balls

5/24/04

Tom T. Hall: "I love" lyrics

5/23/04

HELP! ITSY BITSY WRITING!

5/23/04

the ceiling fan event

5/23/04

The biochemistry of parent-child attraction

5/23/04

the return of the Math Dominatrix

5/22/04

Johnny Depp, George Clooney, Muhammad Ali

5/22/04

Becoming a doula

5/22/04

Gay wedding...prayers needed...

5/22/04

What Kind of Animal are you?

5/21/04

Big Toe on the Licking

5/21/04

The Best laid plans o' mice and men

5/21/04

The chicken or the Egg?

5/21/04

World Toe Wrestling Event

5/21/04

email from Ashley

5/21/04

Major Weirdness

5/21/04

Soldiers in Afghanistan

5/21/04

Zakaria on the Invasion of Iraq

5/21/04

5/20/04

Preventing dog bites

5/20/04

Planning upcoming unit studies

5/20/04

The Great Cicada Rescue

5/20/04

Assignment: What we would normally not tell

5/20/04

math dominatrix

5/19/04

Uncle Dave email

5/19/04

Kopi Luwak Coffee: Good to the last drop???

5/19/04

Children decapitated by US when wedding fired on

5/19/04

Sainthood intact and a disclaimer

5/19/04

Encounters with Celebrities

5/19/04

5/19/04

RE: The No Clipping your toenails on the Computer Keyboard Edit

5/19/04

A sweet passage from Charlotte's Web

5/19/04

5/19/04

"I was just joking"

5/18/04

A modest list of things that need to be addressed

5/18/04

Dwight D. Eisenhower quote

5/18/04

Local Resource:Judy Neff seeking photos of Newport

5/18/04

Let's just give Mono to the Whole State

5/18/04

5/18/04

Kahlil Gilbran quote...

5/18/04

The first Cicada has arrived

5/18/04

an apropos prayer by John Donne

5/18/04

Talking Toilet berates men ROFL

5/18/04

Womb Fruit: an adoption poem

5/18/04

Not comment-worthy

5/18/04

Honest Journal, Honest Mom

5/18/04

On Random Capitalizations

5/18/04

Postpartum depression

5/17/04

Mrs. Cahalan's Funeral

5/17/04

5/17/04

Shelby is almost two: her birth story

5/16/04

where is the homeschooling in all this?

5/16/04

Hearthsong Fairy tent

5/16/04

Building Sand castles

5/16/04

Where's Rachael?

5/16/04

Bad Bush, Bad Bush, whatcha gonna do when they don't vote for you?

5/16/04

Tabby: My sisters

5/15/04

Highway Blogging

5/15/04

5/15/04

Great Bumper stickers

5/15/04

5/15/04

Kathy Cahalan's Mother dies

5/15/04

The Poetry of Donald Rumsfeld

5/15/04

5/15/04

Breast Feeding helps cholesterol

5/15/04

5/15/04

I'm going to be a Great Auntie again!

5/14/04

Bush vs. Greenpeace

5/14/04

grapefruit combo salad

5/14/04

Journal = Short Term memory

5/14/04

5/14/04

Lovely prayer for women and children

5/13/04

5/13/04

Yesterday's Scrapping

5/13/04

Tabitha:10 Foods I Like

5/13/04

plants gone to that Great Forest in the Sky

5/13/04

Prayer for those who are depressed

5/13/04

more on abortion

5/13/04

Poem: Losing the Twins

5/13/04

Different Roads

5/13/04

They're Heeerrrreeee......Cicadas

5/13/04

Rightwingeye.com

5/13/04

Sweet Potato Fries

5/13/04

Meeting someone new to Kentucky

5/13/04

Summer Activites and trips advice

5/12/04

Living with a nine year old

5/12/04

Clan Desdin Newsletter

5/12/04

Belief net Quiz..how forgiving are you

5/12/04

Beliefnet's Family connectivity quiz

5/12/04

the Spark personality test

5/12/04

FROM LAURA: Scrapping tomorrow!

5/11/04

Poem: Remembering Jesse

5/11/04

Rachael writes about our Dead Kitten

5/11/04

Another poem: "Meager Comfort"

5/11/04

Tabby:Shelby's Birthday

5/11/04

Miscarriage poem: Amputee

5/11/04

Heartbreaking letter from girl whose husband is in Iraq and who lost a six week old baby

5/11/04

Iraqi Women lose rights under our Invasion

5/11/04

Quote from Phillipians

5/10/04

Shelby talks with her hands LOL

5/10/04

Rachael: Mandy spends the night

5/10/04

5/10/04

the newborn kitten died

5/10/04

Dances with the Samauri (Or how Hot men in hakamas are)

5/10/04

Aikido tomorrow night?

5/9/04

Butterfly Show at Krohn's

5/9/04

The best present I got all day was from Rachael

5/9/04

My Mother's Day

5/9/04

5/9/04

Happy Mother's Day Mom-O-Meter Quiz

5/8/04

Newborn kittens and featherless baby birds

5/8/04

A list about my husband

5/8/04

more things about me

5/7/04

Tom Mitt's Art Exhibition

5/7/04

RACHAEL: Her version of visiting our house yesterday

5/7/04

Homeschoolers resource: Recording Community service

5/7/04

LOCAL RESOURCE: Butterfly show

5/7/04

A conversation about being a Quaker and a White Witch

5/7/04

WAY COOL LOCAL RESOURCE: Cinti. Observatory "sun-day Sunday"

5/7/04

note on another journal on Therapy

5/7/04

A Walk around the neighborhood

5/7/04

Slogging through

5/6/04

unusual resource for bereaved parents

5/6/04

5/6/04

5/6/04

Greyhounds at Florida track spared fireworks

5/6/04

INTERNET RESOURCE: ASPCA animal lessons

5/6/04

314 things about me

5/6/04

INTERNET RESOURCE: The Frugal Homemaker newsletter

5/6/04

INTERNET RESOURCE: A Heart for Home Newsletter: review and excerpt

5/6/04

Our blog was featured in a magazine article!

5/5/04

Quote from King of the Hill

5/5/04

Email from Kitty

5/5/04

"Adopting" a Soldier

5/5/04

God's Little Ones Website for Bereaved Parents

5/5/04

FlyLady Zones for May

5/5/04

Dr. Sears says breastfed babies stay leaner throughout life

5/5/04

The family bed: Someone emails me a question

5/5/04

Beautiful Buddhist Prayer (from Beliefnet)

5/5/04

Wishing Albert the Blogger a Happy Birthday

5/5/04

5/5/04

5/3/04

American President Website

5/3/04

a comment about Shelby's enamel defect

5/3/04

On the Performance artist who ate a stillborne baby

5/3/04

Girl Scouts:Cinco De Mayo celebration

5/3/04

Freebies for May

5/3/04

Happily Horsey weekend--The Derby and Rolex 3 day event

5/2/04

5/2/04

May Day (Beltane) Blessing

5/2/04

A Lovely prayer/visulaization for those suffering physical illness

5/2/04

Bonny Lads in kilts :-)

5/2/04

5/1/04

Chicken with Ginger Cream sauce/also Teriaki Chicken Kabobs

5/1/04

How to fold an orgami cicada--an essential life skill

5/1/04

5/1/04

3-D ultrasound inspires thoughts on pregnancy loss and abortion

5/1/04

Creamy Carrot Soup

5/1/04

FROM LAURA: Service opportunity for "hope"

5/1/04

5/1/04

Grassy Run (Muddy Run) & Derby Day

5/1/04

FROM MY SISTER Julie about baby Tristen

« May 2004 Archive

Tuesday, May 18, 2004
7:38:00 PM EDT

Talking Toilet berates men ROFL

Germany (Reuters) -- A German inventor who developed a gadget that berates men if they try to use the toilet standing up has sold more than 1.6 million devices, his business manager said on Tuesday.

German women fed up with a man with a poor aim can turn to the ghost-shaped gadget, which lurks under the toilet rim and, if the seat is lifted, declares in a stern female tone:

"Hello, what are you up to then? Put the seat back down right away, you are definitely not to pee standing up ... you will make a right mess..."

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#1 Comment from screaminremo303
5/18/04 7:43 PM | Permalink

What a moron, and any woman who buys this thing is a bigger moron. I lift the seat to avoid getting splashback on the seat, out of courtesy to Ms. Lovely, and put it down when I'm done. But if women want pee all over the seat, I'm sure we can oblige them.
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