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Sunday, October 3, 2004 A lively afternoo >
Sunday, October 3, 2004
October 2004
10/31/04
Aw...shucks....
10/31/04
Hayride out to the Pumpkin Patch at Turpin Farm
10/31/04
Turpin Farms:  Petting Farm Animals
10/31/04
Samhain
10/30/04
Joke
10/29/04
bin Laden and Micheal Moore agree on one thing:  How slow Bush was to react to 9/11
10/28/04
Forces of Nature Workshop Learning Lab and Film
10/28/04
Introducing Miss Delilah Mae Junior Ridiman, our Lady Greyhound
10/28/04
Altered Book Mania
10/27/04
Bird Unit Study
10/27/04
Learn to knit on an alpaca farm
10/27/04
Pet Halloween Costumes (thanks Pam!)
10/27/04
Reality show seeks homeschoolers
10/27/04
Fort Ancient
10/27/04
dangerous liftgates on Dodge caravans
10/27/04
89 year old Quaker woman in wheelchair jailed
10/27/04
Places We go
10/27/04
The class of 2007
10/25/04
Puck the gerbil serial killer
10/25/04
Forces of Nature Workshop and Omnimax
10/25/04
Corn Maize on Friday
10/25/04
Lunar Eclipse Wednesday night
10/24/04
odd story
10/24/04
SEX  ED:  how bodies change during puberty
10/23/04
Caesar's Creek Pioneer Reenactment
10/23/04
rope making and playing frontier games at Ceasar's Creek
10/23/04
Driving Durham oxen at Caesar's Creek
10/23/04
Atticus, my furry whiskey-eyed man
10/22/04
Mr. Bottle Bones (from Family Fun)
10/22/04
Vulva of the Day:  From A carving on a temple in India
10/22/04
Save the Mustangs
10/22/04
Tie dying, Scrapbooking and Altered Books
10/21/04
Caesars Creek Pioneer Village
10/20/04
Neanderthals in my back yard
10/20/04
Origami Stars
10/20/04
Envisioning Hope, Embodying Peace, pre-Election vigil
10/19/04
Writers Group invitation
10/17/04
Pelican Man Bird Sanctuary
10/17/04
Vacation pictures:  Dinner at the Salty Dog in Sarasota
10/17/04
homeschooling blogs
10/16/04
What type of Bra are you?
10/16/04
Clan Desdin:  Scottish reenactment from the 1760s
10/16/04
Meet Miss Lily the Skunk and Mrs. Violet Pineapple the Gerbil
10/16/04
The Saturday Six
10/16/04
First Dogs (From the AKC newsletter)
10/16/04
No Stolen Election!
10/16/04
Rachael's visit, Fahrenheit 9/11, and American Girl Dolls
10/16/04
A visit to a botanical Garden
10/16/04
The Outdoor Museum at Big Bone Lick & the Bison
10/16/04
Clandesdin reenactment at Big Bone Lick
10/16/04
NOVA:  Neanderthals on Trial/ Walking with Cavemen
10/15/04
Flu
10/15/04
Flu
10/15/04
Upcoming scrapbooking class
10/13/04
Open adoption/dinner with Mandy's birth family last night
10/12/04
Field trip to see how pizza is made at Mio's Pizza
10/12/04
East Row Garden Club: Ohio River Grass
10/11/04
Aquatic Ecology:  Just About Fish
10/11/04
Journal advice needed
10/10/04
Remembering my son Jesse's birth/death date
10/10/04
a Peek inside my home at Halloween decorations (so far)
10/10/04
Shelby Lynn at the Park
10/10/04
Camping at Koomer Ridge
10/10/04
Daniel Boone National Forest: Chimney Rock/Torrent Falls Climbing Resort
10/10/04
Macro Invertebrate class
10/10/04
Halloween  song: There was an old woman all skin and bones
10/9/04
c-span presidential debates resources
10/9/04
Save the orangutans
10/8/04
Vulva of the Day: vulva magickal bags...and magick
10/8/04
Shelby is potty trained!
10/8/04
Typhoid Mary:  Nova
10/8/04
Why I have not accomplished much homeschooling yet
10/8/04
Homophobia runs rampant (and my response)
10/8/04
demand honesty about the draft
10/8/04
a gallon of paint....
10/7/04
Sad ending...and a new beginning for a skunk
10/6/04
Abandoned Injured dog at Koomer Ridge
10/6/04
No strike...
10/6/04
Pumpkin Parfait
10/4/04
A RARE RANT
10/3/04
A lively afternoon
10/3/04
Shakespearean insults and more....
10/3/04
joke:  ten cents a minute
10/3/04
Beware of knocking on our door
10/3/04
Irish Ceili Dancing!  October 17
10/2/04
Miscarriage and Infertility writing Index
10/2/04
Fake OBGYN has interesting last name ROFLMO
10/2/04
Updates from Rachael's journal
10/2/04
Saturday Six
10/2/04
Homeschooling resource:  Our 50 great states
10/2/04
What classic pinup are you?
10/1/04
Homeschoolers for Bush---not!!!
10/1/04
We're home!
« October 2004 Archive
Sunday, October 3, 2004
11:10:00 PM EDT
Feeling Mischievous

Shakespearean insults and more....


Thou artless reeling-ripe clotpole!!

Thou saucy pottle-deep hedge-pig!!

 Shakespearean Insults

My eyelids belch with effluvial afterthoughts when you tease me with jello and chicken rinds. 

Soon we will be together, writhing profitably on a bed of non-seasonal vegetables in equine bliss. With this vision I see no reason why the operation to remove a 2.2kg uneviscerated turket carcass from my pericardium should fail.

 The Surrealist Compliment Generator  



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  • #9 Comment from quroboros 
    10/7/04 4:07 PM | Permalink
    These are just too good!  Don't you just love insulting people in a way that they either a) don't understand the reference or b) don't know they've been insulted?  In a disparaging letter, I once described a woman as a "truculent, venom-spitting puff adder" and she took it to her lawyer thinking to sue me for libel.  The lawyer's paralegal was my neighbor and told me they laughed their asses off after the woman left his office.  ¤Holly
  • #8 Comment from jadzia7667 
    10/5/04 8:14 PM | Permalink
    LOL.......I'm saving this.
  • #7 Comment from cneinhorn 
    10/5/04 10:31 AM | Permalink
    Love the insults!  Dorn (dustbunny queen) has a book of Shakespeare insults she's written about.  I must find one, they are too funny!

    ~jerseygirl  
  • #6 Comment from ann7inflorida 
    10/5/04 5:29 AM | Permalink
    LOL! I love this!!! : )
  • #5 Comment from indigosunmoon 
    10/4/04 2:20 PM | Permalink
    These are just too funny!!!
    hahahahahahah!!!
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