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He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've
got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear
pants don't you?
He said .. . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa.
He said . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you? She said . Turn sideways
and look in the mirror!
On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My husband follows
me everywhere" Written just below it . .. . " I do not"
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q.. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
Q.. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?
A.. A widow.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
have in common?
A. They're married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so
dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry.
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>He decides to give them a test.
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>He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
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>The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
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>The man was impressed.
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>The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
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>Again, the man is impressed.
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>The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
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>Obviously, the man was impressed.
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>The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with The money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest tits.
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hehehe....that one cracked me up!
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lol cute :)
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HA! Too funny...LOL! Thanks for the laugh...
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LOL! Love them! Lisa
12/11/07 3:31 PM
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