Hestia Homeschool for Young Wild Women

 
   1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone
   to love.  And now that you've come into my life....
   (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.
 
   2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life....
   (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you

  3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
   (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
 
  4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
   (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? ........... (You'll probably need it again. ) 
 
   5. Someday I hope to marry....
   (Inside card) - Someone other than you.
 
   6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
   (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!
 
   7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me....
  (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time ................. ( to keep your promise. ) 
 
   8. We've been friends for a very long time....
   (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?
 
   9. I'm so miserable without you....
   (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
 
   10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
   (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
 
   11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a
   sinking ship and there was only one life jacket....
   (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of
   you often.
 
   12. Your friends and I wanted to do something
   really special for your birthday....
   (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
 
   13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
  (Available only in  selected areas  of rural America)
  

14.Looking back over the years we've been together,
   I can't help but wonder....
   (Inside card) - What was I thinking?
 
   15. Congratulations on your wedding day!....
   (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband  

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• #7 Comment from astaryth 
  10/28/05 8:14 PM | Permalink

  Hallmark should have a set of cards like these.... there were times I could have used one <eg>
  
• #6 Comment from lorettacook3 
  10/28/05 9:18 AM | Permalink

  this is sad but my brother in law witch i was real close to killed him self in may and his nasty wife got with my hubbys other brother and the kids i herd call him uncle daddy ewww she hooked up with him the day before he was even in the ground she makes us souther people look bad <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/loretta4/E.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
• #5 Comment from judithheartsong 
  10/27/05 4:42 PM | Permalink

  oh I like these:) judi
• #4 Comment from deshelestraci 
  10/27/05 7:50 AM | Permalink

  I thought these were pretty funny.  And I think they need to market a few!
  Traci
• #3 Comment from sugar1337 
  10/26/05 11:48 AM | Permalink

  lol  :)