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Thursday, February 28, 2008
6:23:00 AM EST
Feeling Silly

IM I GETTING OLD

OK SINCE TUESDAY WAS MY  BIRTHDAY AND IM AT THE HALF WAY OF LIFE SPAN NOW LOL ...I THOUGHT THIS WAS SO FUNNY ... I WONT GIVE UP ON SHOPPING LMAO

 

                    GIVING UP WINE

I was walking down the street when I was accosted
by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless
woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it
instead of dinner?"

"No I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless
woman told me.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?"
I asked.

"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said.
"I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?"  
I asked.

"Are you NUTS !" replied the homeless woman. "
I haven't had my hair done in 20 years! "

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you th e money.
Ins tead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my
husband and me tonight."

The homeless s Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I
probably smell pretty disgusting."

I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping,
hair appointments, and wine."  

HERES LOOKIN AT U BABY!!!

 

                    



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