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"FLORIDA PHOTOS BY ROBERT L. HUFFSTUTTER, A GETAWAY ON ANNA MARIE" from huffstutterr's AOL Pictures Public Gallery. 

THE NANCY CAR OR THE GORMOBILE WOULD APTLY BE FIT LABELS FOR THESE GAS SAVERS...THIS SHOULD BECOME THE NEW AUTOMOBILE FOR THOSE OFFICIALS AGAINST DRILLING...
THIS IS AN AUTO THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A WONDERFUL INVENTION DESPITE THE PRICE OF GASOLINE. THERE IS ONLY ONE PROBLEM WITH MOTORING ABOUT IN THIS MACHINE--SAFETY. UNLESS EVERYONE IS DRIVING ONE, ONE IS ENDANGERING ONE'S MORTALITY BY SIMPLY BEING INSIDE ONE OF THESE CUTE LITTLE VEHICLES. NOW NOT HAVING READ ABOUT THE RULES AND APPLICABLE LAWS CONCERNING THIS VEHICLE, I CANNOT SPEAK AUTHORITIVELY ABOUT IT IN GREAT DETAIL. HOWEVER, REALIZING THAT NEARLY THIRTY PER-CENT OF ALL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES ARE EMPLOYED TO WRITE DOWN IDEAS ABOUT NEW AND DIFFERENT LAWS THAT MIGHT BE PROPOSED, IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL IT WILL REQUIRE A MAMMOTH AMOUNT OF INFORMATION TO BE WRITTEN ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT'S NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS CUTE LITTLE CAR. THERE WILL BE, OF COURSE, MILLIONS OF DOLLARS SPENT WITH SPACE RESEARCH CORPORATIONS TO FIND OUT WHERE THESE LITTLE ONES CAN AND CANNOT BE PARKED, DRIVEN AND STORED. COLOR CONSULTANTS MAY BE EMPLOYED TO DETERMINE THE VISUAL PROPERTIES OF THIS SMALL MACHINE IN ORDER TO PREVENT IT FROM DISTRACTING THE ATTENTION OF OTHER DRIVERS AND PEDESTRIANS. IT IS POSSIBLE THAT ZONING LAWS WILL BE LEGISLATED IN SOME COMMUNITIES FOR REASONS CONCERNING CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS, QUICK THEFT PREVENTION, RESTORATION OF SELF-ESTEEM OF THOSE WHO HAVE PURCHASED ONE FOR ECONOMICAL PURPOSES AND SUFFERED SOCIAL SHUNNING. WELL, WHATEVER, THIS LITTLE SMARTY PANTS CAR IS A CUTIE AND I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE ANTI-ENERGY ELECTED OFFICIALS DRIVING ONE TO WORK (OR WHEREVER THEY GO) EVERY DAY. HEY, WE THE PEOPLE AIN'T WE?...HEY...WHY NOT VOTE IT IN AS THE OFFICIAL CONGRESSIONAL CAR FOR OUR O-FFICIALS WHO ARE AGAINST DRILLNG. GETTER-DONE. WRITE YOUR CONGRESSPERSON TODAY...OR TEXT-MESSAGE THEM ABOUT THIS. ROB

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