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TOYBLOG IS A HANDY LITTE WISHBOOK...for Moms, Dads, Grandmas and Grandpas, Aunt, Uncles, and those who need help getting an idea of what the little ones would like for Christmas. This is something that one can run off easily on their printer and provide the children with hours of wishing, choosing and hoping. It is up to you to select the illustrations and pictures. Here it is. Have fun...and Merry Christmas Archives | Subscribe to Alerts Alerts Subscribe to Alerts | Feeds
   

All About Me

My name is...SANTA CLAUS. SOME of you just call me Santy, or Santy Claus. Mrs. Claus, well, she calls me...for suppertime. And I call my reindeer for supper. I like all my reindeer; each one is my favorite. Of course, Rudolph, or Rudolpho, is the one most people know because of his nose. This year, though, we are going to have to dim it down. There are some bossy know-it-all people who say that energetic nose is adding to global warming...G L O B A L  W A R M I N G...and it could cause the icebergs to melt which would be a bad thing because Auntie Saddie in those posh apartments overlooking Central Park might be flooded out. And then, her apartment would be looted by looters in lifeboats furnished by your folk's tax dollars. So, boys and girls, to help save your vision for the time when you will have to peer through all the smog caused by pollution...P O L L U T I O N, don't look for Rudy's guiding light this year. Sorry. Perhaps after the elections, the outlook will be brighter. That is, unless we have to pay more taxes. That depends, of course, on who is elected President...P R E S I D E N T. If a nice little lady named Hillary...H I L L A R Y is elected, forget about Christmas and toys because Daddy and Mommy will have to pay a heap more taxes...T A  X E S...
Monday, March 17, 2008
5:20:54 PM EDT

Picture from jacpots2's AOL Pictures Public Gallery


"the papparazi" from jacpots2's AOL Pictures Public Gallery. 

JACK POTTS NEW CAMERA WILL MOST LIKELY BE BANNED BY GOVERNMENT...

According to rumors circulating around the Pentagon, the JS-MEGA-1000YOU/FOZ  KAMRA is being studied by the government's top scientists and military brass. Velma Ray Dolittle, Editor of the BLOGABOUTAMERICANMILITARY. 



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Sunday, November 11, 2007
3:24:38 PM EST

Picture from publicgalleries's AOL Pictures Public Gallery


Picture from publicgalleries's AOL Pictures Public Gallery.

OKAY...Now, just because you are a boy, don't think there is anything peculiar or odd about wanting one of these dolls, no not at all. Think of the hours of role-playing you could have if you imagined you were a psychologist. You do want to be a doctor, right? Or perhaps a nurse...yes, you might want to try that first. 



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3:17:13 PM EST

Picture from publicgalleries's AOL Pictures Public Gallery


Picture from publicgalleries's AOL Pictures Public Gallery.

GREAT! Here is a globe. Be careful not to touch it until you know more about it; it could be warm and cause you to be injured. And that would not be good...unless you had health care   provided by the Government...G O V E R N M E N T.



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2:47:45 PM EST

Picture from publicgalleries's AOL Pictures Public Gallery


Picture from publicgalleries's AOL Pictures Public Gallery. 

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS ONE, SOFIA WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO DRIVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN YOU GROW UP? YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A NURSE OR A MOTHER WHEN YOU COULD BE A NASCAR DRIVER...OR A MECHANIC IN THE PITT CREW. PERHAPS, YOU WOULD LIKE TO COMMAND A GIANT AIRCRAFT CARRIER? LET'S CHECK OUT THE U.S. SELF DEFENSE CORP TOYS.YES? NO?



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