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Sex AND the City? How About just Sex and the City at Our Usual Theater?
Sunday, June 1, 2008
1:45:00 PM EDT
Feeling Relieved
Hearing Girls Aloud - Close to Love
So everybody knows that this weekend was unofficially the "Sex and the City" weekend in honor of the movie and all. People from around the country probably had come to New York City just to see the movie and hit the movie spots for dinner. Can I just say, how unoriginal are we?
Rachel and I were so naive to think that because it is our city, we could get into the movie immediately. We were dead fucking wrong.
Back in September when we found out that they were making the movie, we decided we HAVE to see it in the City, just because. We thought...okay, how original.
Come the actual day, nope.
Bitch, we were wrong.
We were shoed from a movie theater before even walking in. This woman stood by the door that worked at the last theater we went into, the last theater before we gave up and decided to take the next train home, back to Long Island. As we walked in, the woman said those four little words. "Sex and the City?" She asked it as a question. We nooded yes. She pointed to the exit. No words, just finger pointing. She pointed to the exit and nooded no, probably implying they were sold out until one million o'clock.
The first theater didn't even bother putting up the movie at ALL. It had all the current movies except that. A movie theater that doesn't have the hottest movie of the week? Do they want income?
The second theater we went to read this:
SEX AND THE CITY (5/30 Rated R, Movie Times) = SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT 1:38am
I love how they left the fucking 1:38am showing.
I turned to Rachel like a motherfucker in a horror movie. Bitch, call Commack NOW. We were desperate at this point. Total anxiety.
Rachel: [on phone] "Can you tell us if any of your Sex and the City times are sold out?"
Operator: "All our showings are currently open" She said it as if we were assholes.
Rachel: "If we run we can catch the 6 o'clock train NOW"
We left Manhattan in a hurry, and you know me, I never wanna leave. Not like that at least.
Finally we get to our default theater, the crappy one that you always go to and not the fancy one in the city that had the red carpet. Yes, red carpet.
There was a line as if it were the day after tomorrow. I turned to a random lady on the line. "Excuse me, what is this line for?" she replied, "Sex-" and then I said "Thanks."...she didn't even have to finish.
She could have implied that this line was for plain old sex, as if someone were giving it away for free. I wouldn't know what kind--if it were oral or whatever.
I assumed it was the movie.
At least we got in. The last 7 seats, too!
The minus? A packed theater and an annoying gay dude behind me narrating the whole fucking movie.
"Oh no, that dress is terrible!" or "Oh don't do that!" and "That is the most beautiful dress I've ever seen!" and when the naked man part came "hehehehehe"
Bitch, do you want my popcorn down your pants? Shut the fuck up.
The whole City movie in the City seemed like a good idea in theory but in actuality? Not at all.....
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1:45:00 PM EDT
Feeling Relieved
Hearing Girls Aloud - Close to Love
Sex AND the City? How About just Sex and the City at Our Usual Theater?
Rachel and I were so naive to think that because it is our city, we could get into the movie immediately. We were dead fucking wrong.
Back in September when we found out that they were making the movie, we decided we HAVE to see it in the City, just because. We thought...okay, how original.
Come the actual day, nope.
Bitch, we were wrong.
We were shoed from a movie theater before even walking in. This woman stood by the door that worked at the last theater we went into, the last theater before we gave up and decided to take the next train home, back to Long Island. As we walked in, the woman said those four little words. "Sex and the City?" She asked it as a question. We nooded yes. She pointed to the exit. No words, just finger pointing. She pointed to the exit and nooded no, probably implying they were sold out until one million o'clock.
The first theater didn't even bother putting up the movie at ALL. It had all the current movies except that. A movie theater that doesn't have the hottest movie of the week? Do they want income?
The second theater we went to read this:
SEX AND THE CITY (5/30 Rated R, Movie Times) = SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT SOLD OUT 1:38am
I love how they left the fucking 1:38am showing.
I turned to Rachel like a motherfucker in a horror movie. Bitch, call Commack NOW. We were desperate at this point. Total anxiety.
Rachel: [on phone] "Can you tell us if any of your Sex and the City times are sold out?"
Operator: "All our showings are currently open" She said it as if we were assholes.
Rachel: "If we run we can catch the 6 o'clock train NOW"
We left Manhattan in a hurry, and you know me, I never wanna leave. Not like that at least.
Finally we get to our default theater, the crappy one that you always go to and not the fancy one in the city that had the red carpet. Yes, red carpet.
There was a line as if it were the day after tomorrow. I turned to a random lady on the line. "Excuse me, what is this line for?" she replied, "Sex-" and then I said "Thanks."...she didn't even have to finish.
She could have implied that this line was for plain old sex, as if someone were giving it away for free. I wouldn't know what kind--if it were oral or whatever.
I assumed it was the movie.
At least we got in. The last 7 seats, too!
The minus? A packed theater and an annoying gay dude behind me narrating the whole fucking movie.
"Oh no, that dress is terrible!" or "Oh don't do that!" and "That is the most beautiful dress I've ever seen!" and when the naked man part came "hehehehehe"
Bitch, do you want my popcorn down your pants? Shut the fuck up.
The whole City movie in the City seemed like a good idea in theory but in actuality? Not at all.....
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