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Wednesday, June 28, 2006
10:20:00 AM CDT
So Star Jones goes and kills her career in public yesterday on The View. Shoots herself in the foot while she's at it. Today Ba Ba Wa Wa did one of those we will miss her things. We will miss your bizarro opinions and skinny new self. We will miss your attitude and lack of gratitude. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
Ever since STAR lost eighty gazillion pounds and wouldn't talk about having STOMACH STAPLING SURGERY, she was headed for the mortuary. That nearly botched boob lift didn't help much either.
Plus she married a perfectly nice guy. Except, wait, he's GAY, Star!!!!!!!!!! Do you think we bought that whole "we're not having sex until after marriage" crap?
And getting sponsors to pay for her wedding? Tacky. Tacky. Tacky. .
Then she wrote a book about relationships about two minutes after the honeymoon. Like she has a CLUE!!
Followed by joining AOL as a love coach. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Sorry. I just couldn't wait to be the bearer of bad tidings. This whole STAR as DIVA thing is so Mrs. Linklater.
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10:20:00 AM CDT
Death Star
So Star Jones goes and kills her career in public yesterday on The View. Shoots herself in the foot while she's at it. Today Ba Ba Wa Wa did one of those we will miss her things. We will miss your bizarro opinions and skinny new self. We will miss your attitude and lack of gratitude. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
Ever since STAR lost eighty gazillion pounds and wouldn't talk about having STOMACH STAPLING SURGERY, she was headed for the mortuary. That nearly botched boob lift didn't help much either.
Plus she married a perfectly nice guy. Except, wait, he's GAY, Star!!!!!!!!!! Do you think we bought that whole "we're not having sex until after marriage" crap?
And getting sponsors to pay for her wedding? Tacky. Tacky. Tacky. .
Then she wrote a book about relationships about two minutes after the honeymoon. Like she has a CLUE!!
Followed by joining AOL as a love coach. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Sorry. I just couldn't wait to be the bearer of bad tidings. This whole STAR as DIVA thing is so Mrs. Linklater.
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"Star as Diva thing is sooooo Mrs. Linklater?" <--- Wondering how I can work that into casual conversation. Love it!
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People wonder why I don't watch television??
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MSNBC last night ran the video over and over of her getting hit in the kisser with a football.
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I thought it was pretty interesting how that whole scenario played out. I've seen The View a few times. So sorry Star Jones.
7/5/06 10:10 PM
From an entertainment standpoint....I couldn't give a rodent's rectum. I never watch the view.
Chris
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