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Monday, July 10, 2006
7:31:00 AM CDT
According to the morning news, some kid traded a paper clip all the way up to a three bedroom house.
Looking around my own home I would be willing to part with a jar of Skippy peanut butter for some Manolos.
And I'd happily relinquish two or three white plastic hangers for a BMW, with or without a year's worth of gas.
I'd even ratchet things up and swap my beloved Lava Lamp for a villa in Italy.
There's no reason why my Glide dental floss shouldn't be good for a set of patio furniture.
Now I wish I'd saved those record albums from the seventies. I could have opened a Hummer dealership with a couple of those.
Right this minute I'm hungry for some breakfast. I wonder if McDonald's would swap an empty toilet paper roll for some pancakes and sausage.
A cruise ship dinner on the lake is worth a rubberband or two, don't you think?
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7:31:00 AM CDT
Only in America
According to the morning news, some kid traded a paper clip all the way up to a three bedroom house.
Looking around my own home I would be willing to part with a jar of Skippy peanut butter for some Manolos.
And I'd happily relinquish two or three white plastic hangers for a BMW, with or without a year's worth of gas.
I'd even ratchet things up and swap my beloved Lava Lamp for a villa in Italy.
There's no reason why my Glide dental floss shouldn't be good for a set of patio furniture.
Now I wish I'd saved those record albums from the seventies. I could have opened a Hummer dealership with a couple of those.
Right this minute I'm hungry for some breakfast. I wonder if McDonald's would swap an empty toilet paper roll for some pancakes and sausage.
A cruise ship dinner on the lake is worth a rubberband or two, don't you think?
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Suz: Why would you want another old cat? Are you making a quilt?
I'll trade an autographed picture of Fred Ward for 40 acres in Colorado. -
What do you think I can get for 100 empty cardboard boxes? How about a 19 year old cat?
xoxo
7/14/06 7:39 PM
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