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7:34:00 PM CST

Orthopod vs. Chiropod


Years ago, the first time my back went out on an Easter Sunday -- as in bent over so I couldn't stand up out -- I made two phone calls on Monday. The first was to an orthopod at Northwestern.  The other was to a chiropractor whose name I got from a dentist who raved about him. The dentist said his back went out and he couldn't work again until he started going to the chiropractor.

I could choose the dentist's recommendation or wait to see the orthopods at NU who were team physicians for one of Chicago's pro teams. 


I had been carrying around the chiro's phone number for four years and never called him for my nagging back. Mainly because I'd never been to a chiropod before. My dad was a doc so we were raised that chiros were quacks.  It wasn't until I had several friends who were elite athletes and spent at least one or two days a week at their chiropractor's office that I began to understand the good those "quacks" could do.

So when my back finally went WAY out I made the two calls. And decided I would go to see the doc who could see me first. The orthopod didn't have any time for me until the end of the month. I made the appointment just in case. 

The chiro could fit me in that day. I couldn't drive, so I actually called a limo and rode to his office lying on the backseat like a hooker on her way home. Hey, sitting up was out of the question. 


The chiro took x-rays, then showed me where the disk was thinning and had probably slipped. He even said he wasn't sure he could help me. If I had nerve involvement down my leg, he was going to recommend waiting to see the orthopod.

My lower back was so torqued out of line it looked like a question mark. But no sciatic pain. So, three times a week for a month, he slowly worked the disk back into place, literally separating the vertebra with his fingers and hands. Then I had fifteen minutes of electrical stimulation to reduce the spasms. He never did one of those jerky chiro moves you see and hear about. By the end of the month I was back to normal.

I still had an appointment with the orthopod. So, even though I was back to normal, or my version of it, I went. He looked at the painful x-rays and said he thought I had a birth deformity. I said, no my back was curved in the x-ray because the muscles were in spasm when it was taken. He didn't believe me until he actually looked at my back, which was now straight. He also did a whole bunch of tests to see if the nerves were okay and decided everything really was back to normal.

I told him I'd been to a chiropractor during the month I was waiting to see him. I thought he'd be annoyed or arrogant at least, invoking the gods of orthopods and spewing lots of invective.

He just smiled and said he went to a chiropractor too.




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  • #2 Comment from suzypwr 
    11/15/06 11:06 PM Permalink
    The last time I went to a chiro I threatened to rip his balls off if he ever did that to my back again - but it sounds like you found a good one!

    xoxo
  • #1 Comment from somenuttychic 
    11/15/06 9:46 PM Permalink
    That's a neat and very interesting story. I always wondered what Chiropractors did. But of course, the best part of this story is knowing that someone was able to fix your problem without surgery. Awesome.