Jimmy's Journal

I've been patiently waiting for today and it's Hump Day, at last ! I chilled Monday and Tuesday, but two days of watching grass grow gets old. I'm getting stir crazy and I need to socialize somewhere. I'm not sure where my AREA 51 location will be tonight but you can bet your sweet bippy (did he say "bippy"?) it won't be at home, unless......

But, I digress ! I'm going to try and take some pictures with my cell phone tonight and I might even shoot a video or two. Either way, I always try to take my pictures early because the later into the night it gets, the more my pal, Johnny Walker Black, tries to screw them up (did he say "screw them up"?).

The West Virginia Democratic Primary was a landslide victory for Hillary Clinton, handily beating Barack Obama with 67% of the vote. It will be interesting to see if Hillary holds out all the way to the convention, although it's looking rather bleak right now. One never knows, do one?

Barry Bonds re-indicted and charges increased to 14 counts of perjury and lying under oath in his testimony about alleged use of steroids. He was originally charged with 5 counts. Although the charges do not carry any additional years, the chances of conviction are increased.

The Pictures: I found a few celebrity auto tags that might interest you along with a little game I like to call cowboys and politicians.

This Date In History: 1796; British physician Edward Jenner tests the first smallpox vaccine on an eight-year-old boy. 1904; The United States host its first Olympics in St. Louis, Missouri. 1948; Israel is proclaimed an independent state and is declared open to Jewish immigration. 1955; The Warsaw Pact is signed by seven European nations, including the Soviet Union, creating an alliance in opposition to NATO. 1973; The National Aeronautics Administration (NASA) launches Skylab, the first American space station.

Birthdays: Gabriel Daniel Fahrenheit, physicist (1686), Thomas Gainsborough, painter (1727), Sidney Bechet, jazz musician (1897), George Lucas, American motion-picture producer and director, known for the Star War movies and Raiders of the Lost Ark (1944).

The Hits Just Keep On Coming:

Three nuns, in their church living quarters on a hot day, decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.

They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.

The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"

That's it for today my little ice cream cones. More Tomorrow.

Stay Tuned !

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• #10 Comment from jmorancoyle 
  5/16/08 1:07 AM | Permalink

      I've heard the one about the blind man before. That one about the WalMart greeter is good.
  Jude
  http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay
• #9 Comment from shrbrisc 
  5/15/08 4:10 PM | Permalink

  lmao enjoy your night I loved the last joke the best .
  hugs
  Sherry
  http://journals.aol.com/shrbrisc/sherrys-weightloss-journey/
• #8 Comment from garnett109 
  5/14/08 10:39 PM | Permalink

  Now I ask you ,  What in the hell is a sweet bippy?
  Do they make sour bippies too?
• #7 Comment from badge9408 
  5/14/08 10:28 PM | Permalink

  Always enjoy stopping by, enjoyed the jokes and loved the pictures!!!!   ; - )
  
  Gary
• #6 Comment from mpnaz58 
  5/14/08 9:47 PM | Permalink

  TWO days of staying home??  That should tie you over for the next 5 years!!  Hey, sometimes the body needs the rest :)
  xoxo ~Myra