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May 2005


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5/31/05    Saying Goodbye to May Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (8 comments)

I love it when you can really see the green in a sunset.

Goodbye, May! You were a love...
5/31/05    Your Tuesday Phone Call: Of Kids and Cows Picture Audio posted by johnmscalzi (14 comments)
Athena discusses her most recent stuffed animal acquisition. Set your cuteness settings for "stun."
5/31/05    Man Vs. Bear, the Hong Kong Cinema Version  posted by johnmscalzi (5 comments)
This is the greatest story ever: Hiker uses martial arts to fight off grizzly bear.A well-placed ...
5/31/05    Thoughts on Traveling  posted by johnmscalzi (3 comments)
Well, I'm back at home and it's a pretty nice feeling. One of thethings I told Krissy as we lande...
5/31/05    Pet names, Part III  posted by johnmscalzi (6 comments)
Here's the final installment of crazy pet names, per last week's verypopular Weekend Assignment. ...
5/30/05    Traveling Again  posted by johnmscalzi (5 comments)
I'm on my way out of Madison, so this is all you get from me until Iget home, which will probably...
5/30/05    Your Monday Photo Shoot: Memorial Day  posted by johnmscalzi (22 comments)


Welcome to Your Monday Photo Shoot! This week, I'd like to clue in to the holiday we r
5/29/05    Pet Names, Part II  posted by johnmscalzi (4 comments)
More people, more pets, more wacky names! Here are more strange petnames from Journalers and Blog...
5/28/05    At the Capitol  posted by johnmscalzi (5 comments)


Now this is a heck of a thing to have down at the end of your street,right?  What I ...
5/28/05    Pet Names, Part I  posted by johnmscalzi (7 comments)
Wow! People can't wait to tell us all the strange names they've givenpets, as requested by this w...
5/27/05    Mailing Me  posted by johnmscalzi (3 comments)
As an FYI, casual e-mails to me are likely to slide until I get backnext Monday. However, I'll be...
5/27/05    Speaking of Vacations...  posted by johnmscalzi (10 comments)
It looks like more people want to take them than can, this summer:

Only half of the people...
5/27/05    Catching Up on Travel, Etc.  posted by johnmscalzi (6 comments)
And now, the obligatory picture out the hotel window:



As I briefly note
5/27/05    Checking In  posted by johnmscalzi (7 comments)
Just a quick check-in to let you all know I arrived in Madison,Wisconsin safe and sound, and I'm ...
5/26/05    Weekend Assignment #61: You Named Your Pet WHAT?!?  posted by johnmscalzi (222 comments)

As I'm on the move today, I'm posting the Weekend Assignment a little early and will otherwis...
5/25/05    Teaching the Constitution Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (16 comments)
Most of you know that decisions on what to teach kids in school are left to the states. But it lo...
5/25/05    Great American Rhetoric  posted by johnmscalzi (5 comments)
Here's a find online: 100 Great American Speeches of the 20th century,more than half with audio c...
5/25/05    Customer Uprising  posted by johnmscalzi (5 comments)

Journaler and author Naomi Kritzer ha
5/25/05    Missing Photos?  posted by johnmscalzi (1 comments)

A few people have noted that they are suddenly missing photos from their Journals over the la...
5/24/05    Your Tuesday Phone Call: The Argument for More Summer Vacation Picture Audio posted by johnmscalzi (6 comments)

Come on. Wouldn't you like to take three months off? Again? You know you would.

(Want ...
5/24/05    Don't Try This at Home, Luke  posted by johnmscalzi (4 comments)

Photoshopped lightsabers are all very amusing, as we've seen from earlier entries, but if you...
5/24/05    Barbeque!  posted by johnmscalzi (7 comments)

This is fun: Slate has one of their writers going across America looking for the perfect barb...
5/24/05    Another One for the "Signs of the Apocalypse" File  posted by johnmscalzi (4 comments)

The Spice Girls are getting back together.

Combine this with
5/24/05    So Long, Thurl  posted by johnmscalzi (8 comments)

A moment of appreciation, if you will, for Thurl Ravenscroft, who died of prostate cancer thi...
5/23/05    That Darn Dark Side!  posted by johnmscalzi (2 comments)



Oh, no! Athena's been corrupted by the Sith lords and is wreaking havoc on the
5/23/05    Where Sarcasm Comes From  posted by johnmscalzi (10 comments)
Boy, this day just keeps getting better: They've discovered where sarcasm is processed in the bra...
5/23/05    But This Means Star Trek Deep Space Nine Was All a Lie!  posted by johnmscalzi (8 comments)

Star Trek geeks are used to the idea that space travel might be possible through "wormholes" ...
5/23/05    Memorial Week Schedule  posted by johnmscalzi (3 comments)

This is one of those boring procedural entries to let y'all that I'll be running a weekend sc...
5/23/05    Your Monday Photo Shoot: Night Scenes Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (33 comments)

Night time is the right time for this week's photo shoot:

Your Monday Photo Shoot: Cap...
5/22/05    National Dog-Bite Prevention Week  posted by johnmscalzi (6 comments)
Did you know this upcoming week is Dog-Bite Prevention Week? Yeah, Imissed the memo, too. But -- ...
5/22/05    Star Wars Memories Episode II: The Attack of the Weekend Assignment  posted by johnmscalzi (0 comments)
More Star Wars moments from this week's Weekend Assignment:

Xscrazychris gets points for k...
5/21/05    A Mini Concert for You  posted by johnmscalzi (4 comments)
Got about 20 minutes and a broadband connection? Check this out: Eddi Reader, who is one of my ab...
5/21/05    Star Wars Memories Episode I: The Phantom Weekend Assignment  posted by johnmscalzi (2 comments)
The Force is stong with us... Journalers and Bloggers are steppingforward with their Star Wars St...
5/20/05    Your Friday Music  posted by johnmscalzi (3 comments)


Former Smashing Pumpkins leader Billy Corgan is out on his own, andmaking trippy videos i...
5/20/05    Dr. Jones Searches for the Lost Ark of the Covenant -- No, Really  posted by johnmscalzi (6 comments)
Just when you think you've finally figured out where the line between fact and fiction is, along ...
5/20/05    Work It, Kid  posted by johnmscalzi (6 comments)

This will get those sedentary kids huffing and puffing: Shoes that dole out TV time by how ma...
5/20/05    Strikeout!  posted by johnmscalzi (7 comments)

Cool beans: 11-year-old kid pitches a perfect game in Little League. The kicker: The 11-year-o
5/20/05    Revenge of the Sith Thoughts  posted by johnmscalzi (6 comments)


Picture: Getty Images via AOL Entertainment News
5/19/05    Weekend Assignment #60: Your Star Wars Moment Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (50 comments)
Yes, yes, the world is going overboard with the whole Star Wars thing today -- so why not join th...
5/19/05    Blogging From the Deep Deep Deep South  posted by johnmscalzi (6 comments)

Via Instapundit, meet 75 Degrees South -- a blog written from the continent of Antarctica. An...
5/19/05    The Trump Twin Towers  posted by johnmscalzi (32 comments)

You know, what's Donald trump doing, injecting himself into the World Trade Center issue? As ...
5/19/05    Star Wars - Remixed Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (3 comments)
Over at Worth1000, they're having fun remixing Star Wars images
5/19/05    Sun and Clouds Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (19 comments)
Here's a picture from about 7pm yesterday. I was driving home from getting ice cream with Athena,...
5/18/05    The Most Disturbing Pet Story Today  posted by johnmscalzi (15 comments)
The good news: A dog saves his master's leg from amputation!

The disturbing news: The dog ...
5/18/05    Get Some Magic Smoke  posted by johnmscalzi (10 comments)



Some of you already know Joe, the fellow who formally acts as the AOL Journals editor...
5/18/05    I've Got Sith Syndrome!  posted by johnmscalzi (7 comments)

The kids are working themselves into a spasm about The Revenge of the Sith, the final Star Wa...
5/18/05    In the Garden Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (11 comments)

One of the perennial signs of spring: My father-in-law out in the garden behind the house, ya...
5/18/05    Your Wednesday Journal Tip: Going Sideways  posted by johnmscalzi (6 comments)

About once a week I get an e-mail from a member that says, more or less:

"Hey! All of ...
5/17/05    Maybe This Explains the Phone Problems  posted by johnmscalzi (4 comments)
It's a solar flare! And it's coming right for us! Man, I lovea good solar flare. An
5/17/05    Your Tuesday Phone Call: Uhhhh....  posted by johnmscalzi (3 comments)
My phone connection is largely comprised of static, which made it funto report the problem to the...
5/17/05    Diamonds Are a Scientist's Best Friend  posted by johnmscalzi (4 comments)

Dig this: Scientists have created huge, flawless 10-carat diamonds in the lab:

Researc...
5/17/05    Fluff This  posted by johnmscalzi (7 comments)

In my wanderings through the Internet, I came across this: a blog posting about this stuff in...
5/17/05    PlayStation 3 Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (8 comments)

Many of you aren't the geek I am, but even non-geeks might be impressed by the upcoming PlayS...
5/16/05    Extra-Curricular Activities  posted by johnmscalzi (6 comments)

Hey, ever wonder what I write when I'm not writing here? Here's something:
5/16/05    Your Monday Photo Shoot: Graduation!  posted by johnmscalzi (20 comments)



I'm still floating on a high after my wife's graduation ceremony this weekend, so I t...
5/16/05    This Draft Pick is 4-F  posted by johnmscalzi (1 comments)

You have to admire the gumption of this fellow, and not just because he allows me to make use...
5/16/05    That's a Fast Bike  posted by johnmscalzi (1 comments)
I'm sure that you, like me, spend a lot of time wondering what it would be like to ride a bike ne...
5/16/05    Kvetching About Blogs  posted by johnmscalzi (12 comments)

Uh-oh: The literati are at it again, complaining
5/15/05    Graduation and Cats (not Cats Graduating) Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (7 comments)

Many thanks to all of you who left comments or e-mail congratulating Krissy on her graduation...
5/15/05    Terrific Teachers, Part II  posted by johnmscalzi (2 comments)
More teacher who made a difference, detailed here thanks to this week'sWeekend Assignment! I'll l...
5/14/05    The Graduate  posted by johnmscalzi (29 comments)


As I noted briefly in the previous entry, today my wife graduates withher business degree...
5/14/05    Terrific Teachers, Part I  posted by johnmscalzi (3 comments)
How's this for irony: I'm rushing through posting this first batch ofWeekend Assignment answers -...
5/13/05    Your Friday Music Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (5 comments)

Your musical selection for this friday: "Driver Education," a deceptively sprightly yet poign...
5/13/05    Passing Along What I Get  posted by johnmscalzi (2 comments)

I got this note in the mail today:

Sorry to disturb such a busy guy like yourself, but...
5/13/05    Great Scott!  posted by johnmscalzi (4 comments)

My friend Scott Westerfeld, a good friend and fellow science fiction writer,
5/13/05    Squish Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (5 comments)
As part of my neverending quest to keep you all amused at your keyboards, I present Squish, a g
5/13/05    Elitist Snobbery Made Easy  posted by johnmscalzi (4 comments)

Here's an invaluable -- and funny! -- guide for people heading to a classical music concert f...
5/12/05    Weekend Assignment #59: Teachers Worth Remembering  posted by johnmscalzi (64 comments)

Here it is: The assignment pre-empted by Mother's Day:

Weekend Assignment #59: We've a...
5/12/05    A Tree Falls; I Hear It Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (12 comments)
It is with a pure and enduring sadness that I announce that the tree onthe side of our house, kno...
5/12/05    Tomorrow Through the Past Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (2 comments)
Dreams of Space-- Space art in children's books from 1883 through the 1970s. It'sfascinating to s...
5/12/05    Tow the Line  posted by johnmscalzi (15 comments)
Here's something to think about: At a Chrysler plant, the company hasdictated that 80% of the wor...
5/12/05    Welcoming Our Robot Overlords  posted by johnmscalzi (5 comments)
You know, years from now, after the robots have taken over and what fewhuman that remain live in ...
5/11/05    Your Wednesday Tip: When Words Don't Come  posted by johnmscalzi (9 comments)

In my wanderings around the AOL-J, I occasionally come across a Journal that has something li...
5/11/05    Your Unspeakable Cuteness for Wednesday Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (7 comments)

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

(Via Electrolite)
5/11/05    Puzzle Insanity  posted by johnmscalzi (1 comments)
Via Metafilter, I hear of a new crossword-like puzzle called "Sudoku,"which sounds fairly insidio...
5/11/05    Cover Me Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (6 comments)

First off -- thank you to everyone who sent me birthday wishes yesterday! It was a genuine pl...
5/11/05    Break a Leg, King Tut  posted by johnmscalzi (3 comments)
It's good to be king -- or pharoah, or kaiser, or what have you -- butif you ever needed a remind...
5/10/05    GE Going Green?  posted by johnmscalzi (5 comments)

This is fascinating to me: General Electric, a little corporate concern which you may have he...
5/10/05    Your Tuesday Phone Call: Twice 18 Picture Audio posted by johnmscalzi (40 comments)

Look, my daughter decorated a cake for me! It's the enthusiasm that matters. Krissy made the ...
5/9/05    Arrgh  posted by johnmscalzi (5 comments)

There may be somethings more frustrating than not being able to access AOL from either of you...
5/9/05    Your Monday Photo Shoot: Sports!  posted by johnmscalzi (23 comments)

The sun is out, spring is here, and for the Monday Photo Shoot, I thought we'd do something t...
5/9/05    Boom?  posted by johnmscalzi (4 comments)


It's no surprise that the US Geological Service believes that MountSaint Helens has the p...
5/9/05    What Time is It?  posted by johnmscalzi (5 comments)
Dig this awesome flash clock -- a different way of looking at time.

And for a completely ...
5/9/05    Moms on Parade, Part III  posted by johnmscalzi (0 comments)
And now, the third and final installment of responses from this week'sWeekend Assignment, showing...
5/8/05    Mr. Potato Head Explains the Mortal Sins  posted by johnmscalzi (2 comments)
A photo series in which Mr. Potato Head takes on the Seven Deadly Sins. I like the
5/8/05    Moms on Parade, Part II  posted by johnmscalzi (3 comments)
Happy Mother's Day! Here are some more mother/child pictures from this week's weekend assignment....
5/7/05    Play Ball  posted by johnmscalzi (12 comments)
Here's an interesting article about the rise of minor league baseball in the US -- how it's becom...
5/7/05    Moms on Parade  posted by johnmscalzi (3 comments)
To my utter lack of surprise, we've got a ton of entries for thisweek's Weekend Assignment, in wh...
5/6/05    Your Friday Music Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (3 comments)
The good news is that I've finally managed to get that Kelly Clarkson song out of my skull, and t...
5/6/05    Mother's Day and Guilt  posted by johnmscalzi (3 comments)

Here's an interesting article from a CNN/Money senior writer who is trying to reconcile her w...
5/6/05    What a Cute Kid. Strap Her Down.  posted by johnmscalzi (13 comments)
Are parents more likely to look after more attractive children more carefully? These scientists, ...
5/6/05    Zappp!  posted by johnmscalzi (3 comments)
I wrote not long ago about the incredible noise that was made when lightning hit very close to my...
5/6/05    Your Friday Morning Stupidity  posted by johnmscalzi (2 comments)
You've heard the rumor that most criminals are stupid, right? Well, here's the proof:

BA
5/5/05    Weekend Assignment #58: Mothers and Children  posted by johnmscalzi (78 comments)

Welcome to the Weekend Assignment! This is the first of these we're doing with AIM Bloggers i...
5/5/05    "A lightsaber is not a toy!"  posted by johnmscalzi (3 comments)

How Lightsabers Work, from the How Stuff Works site. Very amusing, especially for the "Using Yo
5/5/05    Answering AIM Blog Questions  posted by johnmscalzi (7 comments)

Well, it didn't take long at all for people to start asking questions about AIM Journals, so ...
5/5/05    Introducing AIM Blogs Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (16 comments)

The cat's out of the bag: AOL is announcing today the creation of AIM Blogs, powered by AOL J...
5/5/05    Being the Backup Brain  posted by johnmscalzi (10 comments)
Being a font of useless information that I am, I am frequently calledupon to be a "backup brain" ...
5/4/05    Your Wednesday Tip: Getting Archived  posted by johnmscalzi (4 comments)
AOL Journals is simple to use, but there are some places where thingscould be simpler, such as th...
5/4/05    The Great Upgrade Event Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (3 comments)

My copy of the new "Tiger" operating system for the Mac is here, and I'm in the process of do...
5/4/05    You're Grounded! Give me Your Cell Phone!  posted by johnmscalzi (13 comments)

You want to really punish a South Korean middle-school kid? Here's how:

What would be ...
5/4/05    Saturn, Head-On Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (3 comments)

Here's an interesting fact for you: Saturn's rings have a diameter of 170,000 miles (meaning ...
5/4/05    Note to Self: Don't Eat Here, Ever  posted by johnmscalzi (10 comments)

In this history of bad restaurant ideas, this is the worst to date: A toilet-themed restauran...
5/3/05    Your Tuesday Phone Call: The Kelly Clarkson Earworm Audio posted by johnmscalzi (17 comments)



In which I reveal a horrifying fascination with a
5/3/05    Burger Rupture  posted by johnmscalzi (6 comments)
Okay, now, this is just getting silly:

CLEARFIELD, Pa. (May 2) - The burger war is growing...
5/3/05    Linking to Individual Entries  posted by johnmscalzi (0 comments)
In a comment to the Monday Photo Shoot,someone asked how to post a link to an individual entry. A...
5/3/05    Bitumen? What the heck?  posted by johnmscalzi (7 comments)
My Aussie pal Justine Larbalestier (who, incidentally, just released a really fabulous Young Adul...
5/3/05    National Teacher Day  posted by johnmscalzi (4 comments)
Did you know? Today is National Teacher Day,a day to appreciate all the teachers who tried to dri...
5/2/05    Changes  posted by johnmscalzi (22 comments)

Notice anything a little different about your AOL Journal today? Here's a hint: Click on the ...
5/2/05    Kids These Days Get the Coolest Toys Picture  posted by johnmscalzi (11 comments)

This is the coolest tricycle in the history of man:

A new bicycle design created at Pu...
5/2/05    Calling All Time Travelers  posted by johnmscalzi (5 comments)
Hey, there's going to be a time travel convention this week -- fittingly at MIT:

Wha...
5/2/05    Your Monday Photo Shoot: Significant Others  posted by johnmscalzi (52 comments)
This week's photo shoot has you capturing on film (or digits) some very important people indee...
5/2/05    A Run for the Border, part 3  posted by johnmscalzi (2 comments)
And now, the final batch of entries from this week's WeekendAssignment, in which I asked AOL Jour...
5/1/05    The Capture of Saddam  posted by johnmscalzi (2 comments)
A fascinating story of the capture of Saddam Hussein,from the point of view of the interpreter wh...
5/1/05    A Run for the Border, part 2  posted by johnmscalzi (1 comments)
Mmmmm... more AOL Journaler favorite sites off of AOL Journals. Wouldyou like to know what they a...
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