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Wednesday, October 15, 2003
9:45:00 AM EDT
Hearing Sweet Surrender (Live recording) -- Sarah McLachlan

Liver Crushing


I've had more than one occassion to be glad I'm not a Cubs fan, and last night sure was one of them. Because I have to tell you, if I were a Cubs fan, and I had to watch my beloved Cubbies implode in the 8th inning in part because another Cubs fan stuck his hand out to grab a ball, well, I would feel like the baseball gods had ripped out my liver, jumped up and down on one lobe with spiked sandals and tossed the other lobe into a blender set to "frappe," made Cub Fan Liver smoothies, and then served the smoothies to feral cats. Look around Chicago today and I imagine you'll see a lot of people looking like they're missing a major organ.

They all still have their hearts, though. The baseball gods are saving that one for later.

I sure hope that fan has hired a bodyguard. Preferably one that's a White Sox fan.



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  • #3 Comment from nikki247 
    10/16/03 12:57 PM | Permalink
    LOL -- I am sure now that the poor cubbies lost that he is going to have to enter the witness protection program! Serves you right -- keep you freakin hands INSIDE the stadium and then no one gets hurt!
  • #2 Comment from deborahslaw 
    10/16/03 5:56 AM | Permalink
    There are no coincidences - and on AOL no space to comment and no way to insert a hyperlink in a comment so cut and paste to "hear" me expound on the issue. http://journals.aol.com/deborahslaw/RandomThoughts/
  • #1 Comment from slacbacmac 
    10/15/03 7:47 PM | Permalink
    i wouldn't worry that much about it---one fan, one play, one game. And the cubbies might still get to dance. Glad i don't follow the play=offs or the Series.