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Oh No! It's The Spooky Eye!
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10/30/03
The Martians are Coming!
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Big Brother Parents
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Harry Potter and the Headache of Doom
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Following Up
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LeBron Mania
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Something Soothing
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A Quick Jaunt Through the Journals
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Why is This Dog Smiling?
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A Tall Moment
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Sidebar Pictures
10/28/03
Picturing Science
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Halloween Goodness
10/28/03
Mmmm... Pumpkin-y!
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Funny Money
10/27/03
The Saddest Link You'll Click Today
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The Fires This Time
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Not Just For Dogs Anymore
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The Manchurian Spectacles
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Another Random Collection
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Go Fish!
10/25/03
Meat Food Product
10/25/03
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Your Friday Music Selection
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Spammers Get Creative
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Here Comes the Sun. No, Really.
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A Parental Question
10/24/03
A Dangerous Living
10/23/03
Can't See The Forest, Etc.
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Adventures in Public Domain
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Cough, Cough
10/23/03
AOL Journaler Doings
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Spamalama Ding-Dong
10/22/03
Editor's Picks, Revisited
10/22/03
The Cost of Education
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Entry Point
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Doing Too Much?
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10/21/03
Editor's Picks
10/21/03
Sir, Step Away From the Photoshop
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Dumb
10/21/03
15 Hours of Fame Questions
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A Little Botany For You.
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Back That Up
10/20/03
Another Round
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14 Years
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What All The Cool Kids Are Linking To Today
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She Lives!
10/16/03
One Last Cubbies Entry...
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10/15/03
Liver Crushing
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Your People Call It Corn
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10/10/03
An Observation Before Your Friday Game
10/10/03
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10/10/03
The Cubs and Red Sox Must Go Down
10/10/03
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10/9/03
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10/9/03
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10/9/03
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10/8/03
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10/8/03
Cats and Gender
10/8/03
Another Sort of October Madness
10/8/03
AOL Journalers on the Election
10/7/03
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10/7/03
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10/7/03
A Quicksilver Interview
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10/6/03
Indie All The Way
10/6/03
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10/6/03
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10/6/03
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10/6/03
Baby, Don't You Want to Go
10/3/03
Weekend Goodies
10/3/03
An Entire Nation With the Munchies
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10/3/03
Hello, Dolly
10/3/03
Another Reason to Read The Paper
10/2/03
Art For Art's Sake
10/2/03
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10/2/03
The Dreaded "+" Sign
10/2/03
Making Music
10/2/03
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10/1/03
Balance This
10/1/03
A Hot Five
10/1/03
Meanwhile, in the UK...
10/1/03
Drive Time
10/1/03
Yup, it's October
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Friday, October 31, 2003
2:58:00 PM EST
Hearing Ghost Dance -- Robbie Robertson. Appropriate, considering the day.

People Doing Dumb Things


I'm liking these stories for their high irony quotient:

* Girls Pummel Man Who Exposed Himself -- Or, one good reason not to mess with Catholic school girls. Money quote from a witness: "The girls came and started kicking him and punching him, so I wasn't going to stop them." Normally I'm not one for roving bands of adolescent girls pummeling people, but in this case I'm willing to make an exception.

* Man Drops Cell Phone in Train Toilet, Jams Arm -- You know, there is a time to just let material possessions go. This would be one of them. As you may or may not know, I just finished writing a book on stupid things people do; I'm saving this story for the sequel.

* Attaching 150 clothespins onto your face won't get you into the record books. Just thought you should know. This guy should have known that, too, since he already held the record. You really need to click through and see the picture, by the way. If nothing else, it'll give you some ideas for that last-minute Halloween costume you need to put together.



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  • #1 Comment from deanhuns 
    10/31/03 11:21 PM | Permalink
    Gotta love those Goretti girls. My niece goes there now and my step-daughter is an alumnus. They haven't beaten anybody up in a while, but they're nothing to mess with.