By The Way...

Firecracker Stunt Sends Man to the Hospital.

Be warned that the words "Bottle Rocket," "Buttocks," "Burned" and "Surgery" are all involved. Be further terrified that the injury was job related, and the man in question is 49 years old -- i.e., too old for this kind of thing.

This definitely is going into Book of the Dumb 2.

(via FARK)

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• #8 Comment from meforevermore 
  5/12/04 1:58 PM | Permalink

  What they said... Idiot! Can you not put 'bottle rocket' and 'butt' together and not figure out that eventually somethin' is gonna go wrong?!? God what a DORK!!!
  Lily c( ;
• #7 Comment from floralilia 
  5/12/04 11:25 AM | Permalink

  correction: dumb *burned* ass.
• #6 Comment from floralilia 
  5/12/04 11:25 AM | Permalink

  dumb ass.  no, really.
• #5 Comment from brewerm593 
  5/12/04 9:39 AM | Permalink

  That was one of the funniest thigns I have ever heard, and I have no clue why. Jackbutt did it, well, you get the name, the old wild boys basically. But geez o weez, I think that guy has lost some marbles in his head.
• #4 Comment from clarity4today 
  5/12/04 12:12 AM | Permalink

  Deejays.  What do ya expect?
  
  Oh, I couldn't read it all.  Sounded painful, lol.