4:22:00 PM EDT
Hearing Somebody to Love -- Queen
Silly Trucks, 2004 Edition
Okay, now, this new pickup from Navistar is just totally ridiculous:
At 258 inches, or 21-1/2 feet long, the CXT is about 4-1/2 feet longer than the new Hummer H2 pickup, and about 2 inches longer than the F-350 Crew Cab.
But the way it really towers over what's on the road now is in height. At 108 inches, or 9 feet, the CXT stands only a foot below a basketball rim and more than two feet above the Hummer or the F-350.
"It's not going to fit into the standard garage," said Mark Oberle, a spokesman for Navistar, based in Warrenville, Ill., outside Chicago. "We can see it as a vehicle for business people who want to make a distinct impression. For personal use, it's for people who want to make a statement."
Yeah, but the statement is: I am so very compensating for something.
When I was 20, my step-dad lent me the use of his Ford F-250, and that thing was honestly just about the most massive thing you could drive without adding an axel. I honestly worried I would accidentally trample a Volkwagen Bug when I drove that thing. I can't even imagine why anyone would want to drive a truck that's larger, unless they're hauling coal or goats or something.
Go take a look at this monstrosity. Would you want one?
Written by johnmscalzi Blog about this entry
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looks like a semi on the front. Yeah I am sure all the country boys will be running for that one. I am just happy w/ my Vue. Have a good day.
Lillian
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YIPPEEE! I WILL TAKE TWO PLEASE. ONE WHITE WITH BLACK/ CHROME & ONE WITH BLACK, WHITE/CHROME. WHY NOT, THERE ARE A FEW PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO "RUN OVER"! LOL U KNOW WHO U R !
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For the love of Pete! A statement? As in a statement to the nice police officer that is writing up the accident report when you inadvertently wipe out every parking meter on a city block while trying to parallel park? Yikes.
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They'll sell like hotcakes. People who drive trucks are not wired the same as the rest of humanity. I'll bet you can fit a big-ass gun rack in the rear window of that.
-Paul
http://journals.aol.ca/plittle/AuroraWalkingVacation/
9/14/04 9:47 AM
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