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Procedural Note

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Wednesday, September 22, 2004
11:45:00 AM EDT
Hearing Mr. Spaceman -- Mr. Cowlicks

Better Be Hungry

Picture from Hometown

Behold! The 8,500-calorie sandwich! (Shown here with a Nintendo GameCube for size reference.) That's right: 8,500 calories, which is roughly four times the caloric consumption a healthy human needs to get through the day. You could eat it, but it's likely your entire disgestive system would resign from overwork.

So, what kind of idiot would make and eat this? This one.

Would you tackle a sandwich like this? Be honest, now.

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This entry has 5 comments: (Add your own)

#5 Comment from luckyshammrock18
9/24/04 9:56 PM | Permalink

holy cow!! Who in the world is gonna eat a sandwich like that?!?!?! Thats like a Shaquille O'Neal sandwich ;) ~ Tricia http://journals.aol.com/luckyshammrock18/luckysthoughts/
#4 Comment from valphish
9/22/04 4:39 PM | Permalink

I actually like the contents of the sandwhich. Sounds pretty good to me. Would take me a few days to eat, though. ~Val
http://journals.aol.com/valphish/ValsThoughts
#3 Comment from andthenonekim
9/22/04 12:15 PM | Permalink

I could so eat that! And I'm a girl! O.k. just kidding, but honestly, I would give it a go. LOL
Kim
#2 Comment from plittle
9/22/04 11:50 AM | Permalink

Hey, look! Lunch for the office.
-Paul
http://journals.aol.ca/plittle/AuroraWalkingVacation/
#1 Comment from lilrazcal79
9/22/04 11:47 AM | Permalink

Oh,my God. You hear arteries clogging just looking at it. I mean one glimpse and I don't think I'll eat the rest of the day. YIKES!