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Friday, January 28, 2005
2:25:00 PM EST
Hearing Monday Monday -- The Mamas and the Papas
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2:25:00 PM EST
Hearing Monday Monday -- The Mamas and the Papas
Radio Rule Number One...
... Never trust anything that comes out of the mouth of a morning DJ:
Thursday morning, the disc jockeys on 104.7 KISS FM [in Arizona], told their listeners that a paper production plant in California had to cease operations because bacteria had contaminated the site.
As a result, the station said, there would be no new shipments of toilet paper into the Valley for several days.
So naturally, there was a run on toilet paper in local stores.
Honestly people. If your morning DJ's voice is audible, then there's an excellent chance that what it's saying is 99 and 44/100% pure nonsense. It's just that simple.
Radio Rule #2: When in doubt, see Rule #1.
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Funny!
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Show's how much attention I pay...I live in Phoenix and was blissfully unaware that we'd be paperless.
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See this is exactly why I am so addicted to AM Radio...all the best DJ's are on the morning shows.
I recently stole one of our local morning DJ's games for my own blog use (here comes the shameless self promotion). The idea is to take a subject and answer it humorously using the title of 3 popular songs. Its called the Daily 3.
For an example check out http://journals.aol.com/st0rmwhispers/SWAOS/ -
I love morning DJ pranks. It seems that, although they've been going on forEVER, there are still loads of folks who will fall for them. I can say, however, that I find it no more unbelievable than the folks in Missouri who run out to "stock up" when we have a forecast for snow. People! We have snow plows. If you're so low on supplies that you can't make it a day or so, you have bigger problems than snow!
http://journals.aol.com/fierrorachel/LifeNStuff/
1/29/05 7:33 AM
http://journals.aol.com/dabab
shannon