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Monday, March 14, 2005
4:21:00 PM EST
Hearing Fingertips Part 2 -- Stevie Wonder

I'm Feeling Especially Molybdenumic Today


Because I haven't posted a completely ridiculous Internet quiz in a while:

The Which Chemical Element Am I Test

Just in case you were wondering what I am:

You Are Molybdenum!

I like to think of you as the miracle worker in The Princess Bride... you can do anything and you do it for the betterment of society. Just because you can raise the dead and make flying wagons and stuff doesn't mean that you show off about it though. You are capable of forming bizarre webs of relationships in which individuals are accomplices, lovers, coworkers, and so on all at once. I once saw you hanging out at the center of a cycloheptatriene... it was completely freakish and bizarre, and I'm not sure I've known what to think of you since. But hey, to each their own. Oh, and stay away from the carbon monoxide... you suck that stuff up.

And what element are you, might I ask?



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  • #18 Comment from lorimbrn27 
    3/17/05 9:37 PM Permalink
    LOL, Apparently i'm C-Carbon......thanks for the link this was pretty amusing
  • #17 Comment from slacbacmac 
    3/16/05 4:37 PM Permalink
    {forgifness, i'm Yittrium...right.}
  • #16 Comment from barbaramck 
    3/16/05 10:27 AM Permalink
    tehehe....I read the other comments so, I'm thinking, my element is true to form:

    Si... Silicon
     
    -Interesting. Take a bunch of really common person-elements and throw them together to get something truely exceptional... that's you. You are probably someone that gave up on trying to understand society at large a long time ago. You don't fear it, but you don't try to be one with it either. You are more or less unperturbed by things... if a problem comes up you might deal with it, or you might avoid it... whatever. You don't take kindly to people pushing you around, and you don't really push anyone else around. You're probably the only one that can tame oxygen simply because you don't understand it's raging neediness, but that doesn't mean that you'll really enjoy having a tame oxygen hanging around all that much either. You can probably get along with people like yourself really well, but you aren't your own soulmate... if only they could make entire colonies of people like you you'd be stoked. Just like you don't understand society, society doesn't understand you... and yes that is my excuse for not knowing how to describe you better.

    Thank-you John, This was the most fun I have had taking a quiz in a very long time! *wink* The guy has a great geeky mind; love it!! weee...........

    God Speed,
    @~barb>~~
  • #14 Comment from pixiedustnme 
    3/15/05 12:45 PM Permalink
    Well, this morning I was Helium.....but I must feel a little more social this afternoon because after retaking it, I've been upgraded to Chromium - Oooohaaaaah.... shiny! You probably have an incredibly stable and well-maintained group of friends... that probably also don't get out much either. You're not one to get bogged down by a problem.  I feel sparkly all of a sudden!  http://journals.aol.com/pixiedustnme/Inmyopinion/
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