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A Little 1337 Thanksgiving Humor

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11/8/05

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Tuesday, November 22, 2005
12:06:00 PM EST
Hearing Some Mash-up Online

A Little 1337 Thanksgiving Humor

I found this immensely amusing, in part because, dude, it's so me:

Top 11 Signs You're Having Thanksgiving Dinner with a Geek

My favorite:

8. House decorated with plush microbes to celebrate the pilgrims bringing diseases to the new world.

Heh heh heh heh heh. Turkey's on!

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This entry has 4 comments: (Add your own)

#4 Comment from lurkynat
11/23/05 12:39 AM | Permalink

Dear John,
Athena is sooooo cute!
I like the white light probe joke a lot!
natalie
#3 Comment from mavarin
11/22/05 2:14 PM | Permalink

I love Athena's expression here. And where exactly does one buy plush microbes?
11. After-dinner discussion traces alternate history if pilgrims had pennicillan - Karen
#2 Comment from monponsett
11/22/05 12:35 PM | Permalink

Plymouth (Patuxet) was a ghost town when the Pilgrims got there. Fishermen (including the ones who kidnapped Squanto) had brought the diseases to New England long before John Alden stole Miles Standish's girl.
#1 Comment from coelha
11/22/05 12:26 PM | Permalink

Oh, that is what they are...microbes.. I thought they were Grateful Dead chicken mcnuggets! Julie :)