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Wednesday, April 26, 2006
9:17:00 AM EDT
Hearing Beachcombing -- Mark Knopfler & Emmylou Harris

The Further Adventures of Flat Scalzi

In this episode, Flat Scalzi skips the country and develops disturbing, dark powers. In Canada. Guess it's not such a nice country anymore. Sorry about that, eh?

Seriously, you AOL-J folks fiddling with the Flat Scalzi: Beware! Also, you're all deeply, deeply silly. Carry on.

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#13 Comment from dpoem
4/26/06 5:28 PM | Permalink

Don't worry. I get that a lot, Paul. I hate to say it, though. The stripper idea isn't mine. In high-school, a friend of mine's parents had their garden gnome stolen, and that little guy really got around (They even got a picture of him finishing the Boston Marathon).
#12 Comment from plittle
4/26/06 5:05 PM | Permalink

I've always wondered about you, Dan. Now I'm not wondering anymore.
-Paul
#11 Comment from fluffysmom5000
4/26/06 4:12 PM | Permalink

jOHN ARE you jim and jim are you john?
#10 Comment from dpoem
4/26/06 3:59 PM | Permalink

I want to see a picture of Flat Scalzi eating scrambled eggs off a stripper's chest.
#9 Comment from coelha
4/26/06 2:06 PM | Permalink

Flat Pam?!! HA HA HA... Julie

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