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Friday, May 19, 2006
12:26:00 PM EDT
Hearing What I Like About You -- The Romantics

Your Friday Fake Movie Ad


10 Things I Hate About Commandments -- Yes, it's The 10 Commandments, as teen flick. Disturbingly (and possibly heretically) funny.

(Warning: At the very end, the F-bomb gets dropped. This is what you get by casting Samuel L. Jackson as "Principal Firebush.")



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This entry has 4 comments: (Add your own)
  • #4 Comment from monponsett 
    5/19/06 8:30 PM | Permalink
    Thank you!
  • #3 Comment from psychfun 
    5/19/06 1:30 PM | Permalink
    That was really funny! HA!
  • #2 Comment from fdtate714 
    5/19/06 12:54 PM | Permalink
    That was pretty funny, but then again I'm probably going straight to Hell.  
  • #1 Comment from monponsett 
    5/19/06 12:44 PM | Permalink
    Sadly, with no weddings/funerals recently.. along with my lack of compulsion to attend religious services.... the last Scripture that I heard real aloud is Samuel L. reading Ezekiel(?) in Pulp Fiction... and i don't seem to recall that part being in the Book when my parents were forcing the Bible on me.