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11:45:00 AM EDT
Hearing Highland -- Neal Schon

Bears! in Hammocks! Auuuuugh!


What is it with bears in suburban New Jersey? First one gets run up a tree by a cat -- twice -- and now there's one who's decided it'd be a gas to take a nap in someone's hammock. Yes, there's video. I'd note that the bear gets out of a hammock the same way I do.

What I want to know is how the bear figured out what a hammock was for in the first place. I mean, no offense to hammock makers everywhere, but I wouldn't think that their purpose would be intuitive to the ursine set. Maybe I'm underestimating the bear. Wouldn't be the first time. No, I don't want to talk about that.


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  • #7 Comment from monponsett 
    6/16/06 8:42 AM Permalink
    A hammy is a good place to enjoy a pic-a-nic basket.

    I'd heard that about Jersey gas stations myself. I think it's either to not take some poor guy's job away or safety-related.

  • #6 Comment from lurkynat 
    6/15/06 7:17 PM Permalink
    lol a bear in a hammock!isn't that like a schnook in a hook? lol (raising eyebrows up and down! woowee! you gotta humdinger!
    ( a what?!!!!.....)nat
  • #5 Comment from teeisme57 
    6/15/06 2:37 PM Permalink
  • #4 Comment from dpoem 
    6/15/06 1:38 PM Permalink
    Hey!  Did anyone else besides Teresa know that it's illegal to pump your own gas in Jersey?  

    Is it because of the bears?  

    -Dan
    http://journals.aol.com/dpoem/TheWisdomofaDistractedMind/
  • #3 Comment from coelha 
    6/15/06 12:38 PM Permalink
    There was a story not too long ago about a bear taking a swim in a residential pool.  Was it in NJ too?  I dunno...  Teresa I suspect is feeding the bears again...  Julie :)
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