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June 2006
6/30/06
Your Friday Music: Lisa Loeb and Elizabeth Mitchell
6/30/06
Friday Frivolity: Bleep Bleep Blam Blam
6/30/06
1,000,000,000 for 100?
6/30/06
Rotten Kids! Get Off My CyberLawn!
6/30/06
Moblogging and Embedded Video
6/29/06
Weekend Assignment #118: July 4th Memories
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A Fix for Gap-Toothed Smiles?
6/29/06
The Textures of Life
6/29/06
Stock Up
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Attack of the Cloud Hippos!
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Looking for July 4 Blogs
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Your Wednesday Author Interview: David Louis Edelman
6/28/06
Revenge!
6/28/06
Here, Look at Some Cool Photos
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Juxtaposition -- Your Assurance of Quality Linking
6/27/06
True Headlines!
6/27/06
A Coalition Against Exploitation
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Saturday Night Fever? Try Saturday Afternoon Feeding
6/27/06
Soylent Energy is People!
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I'm the Lawn Man, Yeah, I'm the Lawn Man
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Your Monday Photo Shoot: Patterns and Textures
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More Chores
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Wi-Fi Sharing?
6/26/06
Some Brain Teasers for Your Monday Morning
6/26/06
Chatting On Your Journal
6/25/06
Give it All Away
6/25/06
When Children's Programming Was Cool
6/24/06
Zap
6/24/06
Drive Yourself Nuts on a Saturday Morning
6/23/06
Two for the Trekkers
6/23/06
Feeling Not So Alone (If One is a Writer)
6/23/06
Feeling Alone
6/23/06
That's Strange...
6/23/06
Ringing My Geek Bell
6/22/06
Weekend Assignment #117: Chores You Hate
6/22/06
Still Life with Still Lifes
6/22/06
The 80s Are Back! With Slightly Better Hair!
6/22/06
Gaze Upon the Black Sun
6/22/06
Meat Without the Murder
6/22/06
Posting Directly from AOL Pictures
6/21/06
Those New Yorkers -- They're So Polite!
6/21/06
The First Swing of Summer
6/21/06
Oddly Enough, It Makes Me Want To Go To Sleep
6/21/06
They're Paying For Their Crimes (And Not Just Against Fashion)
6/20/06
Late Spring Crabapples
6/20/06
An ARM and a Leg
6/20/06
Damn, And I Had Just Gotten Used to My Peach Facial Scrub
6/20/06
For Those About to Get Coffee, Two Sugars, No Cream, We Salute You
6/20/06
Three Unrelated Things, Because, You Know, Why Not?
6/19/06
Your Monday Photo Shoot: Still Life
6/19/06
From Dad
6/19/06
Loving Bloggers, Not Suing Them
6/19/06
Public Utilities
6/19/06
For When You Need a Really Big Project
6/18/06
Oh, and In Case You Needed It...
6/18/06
Dadly Advice
6/17/06
Plink Plink Plink
6/17/06
The End of Cavities?
6/16/06
Insert Your Own "Well, Journalists ARE Clowns" Joke Here
6/16/06
What We Don't Usually See
6/16/06
Dust Something. It Won't Kill You.
6/16/06
The New Netscape
6/16/06
Because You Can't Get Enough of People With Painted Faces
6/15/06
Weekend Assignment #116: The Things We Share With Dad
6/15/06
The Best Mistakes
6/15/06
Bears! in Hammocks! Auuuuugh!
6/15/06
How to Cheat Good
6/15/06
From the Department of People Pretty Much Getting What They Deserve
6/14/06
Your Wednesday Author Interview: Pamela Ribon
6/14/06
Why, Those Little Cheaters!
6/14/06
Hammering The Glitches Down
6/14/06
Dropping the Mad Astronomy Linkz on You, Yo
6/14/06
Happy Flag Day!
6/13/06
Your Tuesday Poll: Ring Tones
6/13/06
Use the Force, Gnarls!
6/13/06
Wanton Geekery
6/13/06
Update Live
6/13/06
If It Can Happen to a Super Bowl-Winning Quarterback It Can Happen To You
6/12/06
AOL Journals R6 Install Tomorrow Morning
6/12/06
Your Monday Photo Shoot: Bad Photos (That Are Still Kind of Cool)
6/12/06
Hola, Alberto
6/12/06
The Saddest Story You'll Read Today
6/12/06
Your Highway Pictures
6/12/06
Your Monday Morning Chocolate Story
6/11/06
Videogame-aholics
6/11/06
Best Cat Story Ever (Today)
6/10/06
Getting James Bond on Ya
6/10/06
Pretty As A
6/9/06
Not to Make it Sound Like an Afterthought or Anything
6/9/06
Cleanliness is next to something something something
6/9/06
From the People Who Bring You Squid Guts Ice Cream
6/9/06
Next Up: The Pentagon's MySpace Page!
6/9/06
Friday Fun With Science
6/8/06
Weekend Assignment #115: Make Your Own Highway Sign
6/8/06
This Photo Shoot Brought to You By The Letter "M"
6/8/06
I've Got Pressure. You've Got Pressure. Why Did You Have to Provoke Me?
6/8/06
al-Zarqawi
6/8/06
R6 On the Way
6/7/06
From the More Money Than Sense Files
6/7/06
Your Wednesday Author Interview: Tate Hallaway/Lyda Morehouse
6/7/06
Behold, The Indian Call Center
6/7/06
Proof, If You Needed It, That the Internet Makes People Do Stupid Things
6/7/06
The Fact This is on a Tech-Related Website Makes It All the More Satisfying
6/6/06
Your Tuesday Poll: Abominable Ice Cream Flavors
6/6/06
I Fell Into a Burning Ring of Fire
6/6/06
A Commencement Address I would Have Liked to Have Had
6/6/06
Sunrise, Sunset
6/6/06
Ahhhhhh! It's the End Times!
6/5/06
Your Monday Photo Shoot: The Letter M
6/5/06
That Was Then, This is Now
6/5/06
Heart Attack on a Bun
6/5/06
How to Raise a Chunky Child
6/5/06
The Exact Opposite of Being Blinded By Science
6/4/06
Groovy Chemicals
6/4/06
More Mentos! More Coke!
6/3/06
On the Other Hand
6/3/06
80s Junk
6/2/06
Your Friday Music: Peter Gabriel
6/2/06
And On To the Next One
6/2/06
Here Comes the Flood, 2006 Remix
6/2/06
A Parental Moment
6/2/06
I'm Alive
6/1/06
Serving All Your Castle Needs
6/1/06
Weekend Assignment #114: Things You Like Now But Not Then
6/1/06
Is There is Nothing Chocolate Can't Do?
6/1/06
Windows Vista in Detail
6/1/06
The People of Wiscon
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Tuesday, June 27, 2006
6:37:00 PM EDT
Hearing King of Pain -- The Police

True Headlines!


Today is a day you can tell headline writers were having fun:

"Canadians The Happiest When Drinking Beer and Listening to Celine Dion"

and

"Heat-seeking sheep pave way for roads that generate energy"


Now, personally, I live for the story whose headline reads: "Heat-seeking sheep happiest when drinking beer and listening to Celine Dion." Because then end times will be very, very near.



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