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Saturday, February 10, 2007
10:52:00 AM EST
Hearing Kill The Messenger -- John Wesley Harding

The Very Latest in Law School Grading Techniques


This explains quite a lot about today's lawyers.

(Lawyers -- I kid! Please don't sue me.)


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  • #5 Comment from psychfun 
    2/13/07 6:23 PM | Permalink
    OMG...I was in tears laughing at this & some of his other humor ones he had on his website. Unfortunately some students would think this is true! (shakes head!) I love the final exams & first day ones. Thanks for the laughs...very much needed with this snow stress.
  • #4 Comment from monponsett 
    2/10/07 8:39 PM | Permalink
    They should justy make lawyers argue for their right to be lawyers in front of a really cranky judge against some slick retired country lawyer.
  • #3 Comment from lurkynat 
    2/10/07 12:39 PM | Permalink
    dear John, hehe..:0 :)
    surprising..uh...(scrtaches head..looks over at Bea, Smurfette,Shauneen Caroline,Kate, and Carolyn,..)
    I don't think our Jlander teachers grade that way...(shakes head emphatically)
    "uh..Noooooo!"
    that being said, it reminds me of a College prof I once had, escpecially since your mentioned retribution for grades. We ahd to turn in our final paper typed, college modle bio, the whole works, and this one clown thought he was "special"; and that the rules didn't apply! What! Whoa! he prof handed out our papers until he got to this guy. "So and so come up please."
    the guy struts up to the front; waits for his A...:)
    "You turned in this rough draft in pencil; despite my many warnings in class!" (the guy atually smiled! wrong tactic)
    "You get an F!" and he waved it around us.
    natalie
  • #2 Comment from dpoem 
    2/10/07 12:28 PM | Permalink
    I had a Physics professor who used to weigh our final reports.  I don't think he read them and just graded according to the weight.  I think I got an "A" just because I was really wordy and used a pretty heavy paper.  

    -Dan
    http://journals.aol.com/dpoem/TheWisdomofaDistractedMind/
  • #1 Comment from ajandersonnotary 
    2/10/07 11:42 AM | Permalink
    Hmmmm.  Maybe that's the way they grade in Pharmacy school too.  Although I don't think I have much to complain about.  My papers seem to be landing on the top step or the bottom landing depending on which "system" they prefer.  I have a 4.0 average so far, four plus years and counting so I don't think I have to worry.

    AJ in SF