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2:30:00 PM EDT
Hearing Pop! Goes My Heart -- Pop!

Houston, We Have a Job Application


NASA is advertising for Astronaut Candidates: "Frequent travel may be required." No kidding.

I so want to apply, but I'm pretty sure I don't qualify:

Bachelor’s degree from an accredited institution in engineering, biological science, physical science, or mathematics. Quality of academic preparation is important. Degree must be followed by at least 3 years of related, progressively responsible, professional experience. An advanced degree is desirable and may be substituted for experience as follows: master’s degree = 1 year of experience, doctoral degree = 3 years of experience. Teaching experience, including experience at the K - 12 levels, is considered to be qualifying experience for the Astronaut Candidate position; therefore, educators are encouraged to apply.

Let's see: Philosophy degree, and never took calculus. Yeah, I'm out. Drat.

How about you? Want to apply? Qualified to apply?


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  • #1 Comment from ordinarygoddess4 
    9/24/07 8:33 PM Permalink
    Yeah, I would love to apply, but I lack the math/science needed, I have no degree of any kind, my vision is way too bad, I probably wouldn't pass the physical and I have slight case of anxiety/claustrophobia.

    On the plus sides, my blood pressure is ideal (it's usually 114/75, astounding my doctors on a regular basis) and I already work for one of the NASA centers, so at least I'm a tiny bit closer to all this.