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Tuesday, October 23, 2007
4:33:00 PM EDT
Hearing Code Monkey -- Jonathan Coulton

"I'm not afraid of a panda, I know karate"


With a quote like that you know how it's going to end, don't you? Sure you do. But you're going to read it anyway, since you'll want to know just how a lovable, adorable panda bear kicks someone's ass. And I don't blame for you for wanting to know. I don't blame you at all. Just because they're adorable, doesn't mean they're going to put up with your nonsense. Just remember that, and everything will be fine.


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  • #2 Comment from monponsett 
    10/23/07 4:40 PM | Permalink
    John loves when he and I work at the same time.
  • #1 Comment from monponsett 
    10/23/07 4:40 PM | Permalink
    A little-known fact in TV history... Yogi used to f*** up people who didn't give up the pic-a-nic basket right away.