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Wednesday, December 12, 2007
11:14:00 PM EST
Hearing Nothing at the moment

And If You See One Topple Over, It's Best You Pretend It Didn't Happen


Why women don't topple over when they're pregnant. It has to do with spines. Another reason for men not to get pregnant; they lack the right equipment, and not just the obvious right equipment.

This is just very damn cool.


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  • #1 Comment from carolelainedodd 
    12/15/07 6:05 PM | Permalink
    I heard this report on our local radio station here in the UK.  But I already know this.  I have had 4 babies.  Yes I did fall over ...Twice.:)
    Carol