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Favorite Music, 2007
Where I Will Be From Now On
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Photo Shoot Moved to Wednesday This Week...
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So:
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Those Crazy Dutch
Look! It's a Proto-Whale!
Get Your Christmas Nerd On
Holy Jumping Polar Bears!
Two Weeks of Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy
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Where the Jobs Will Be
Old School Christmas Recordings
It's About Even on the Teeth, However
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You'll Feel Better Until the Part Where You Read That Stupid CEOs Still Get Millions
It's Fine as Long as You Wash Your Hands Afterwards
Nice to be Nice
Your Monday Photo Shoot: What's On Your Porch?
Take Your Lousy Turducken and Shove It
This is Roughly Along My Line of Work
Marrying for Money
Found it!
Audio entry
Get Frosty
Where Johnny Cash's Ghost Been Spending His Time
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Good Dog
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You Think You're a Geek? Not Even Close, My Friend
No, I'm Not Dead
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Get Textured
Dragons Rule UK OK
Buying My "Top Ten" Lists in Bulk This Year
Because You Weren't There and Neither Was I
Monday Photo Shoot: Frosty!
Gifts and Odd Men Out
Okay, Back to the Grind
An Important Announcement
A Little Something to Make Your Head Explode
Because It's Time
Your Friday Game: Angular Momentum
Something to Keep in Mind for After the Holiday Engorgement
Saving the World By Whatever Means Necessary
Weekend Assignment #194: What You Wanted Back When
A List You're Glad Your House is Not On
Have Yourself a Merry Little Interfaithmas
A Hoax You Should Know About
No Way in Hell Am I Baltimore
The Next Picasso Has Six Legs
Their Grandma Was a Univac
Snow Day! Snow Day! Snow Day! Snow Day!
Your Comfort Food Menu for Tonight
Saving Rudolph
Just When You Thought You Were at the Top of the Animal Kingdom
Your Monday Photo Shoot on Tuesday: Odd Man Out
Because It's JUST THAT KIND OF DAY
Please Don't Leave Me -- It's Bad for the Environment
"A Bad Kiss Triggers the Gag Reflex"
Reminder About This Week's Weekend Assignment
I Don't Know Art, But I Know I Like Splotches
This Guy Must Have an Epic Water Bill
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Thursday, December 27, 2007
1:16:00 PM EST
Hearing Nothing at the moment

All the Better to Enslave Us With Their Laser-Wielding Robots


Scientists say: Sure, aliens would see Earth as a haven for life:

With a space telescope larger than the Hubble Space Telescope pointed directly at our sun, they say, “hypothetical observers” could measure Earth’s 24-hour rotation period, leading to observations of oceans and the chance of life.

“They would only be able to see Earth as a single pixel, rather than resolving it to take a picture,” said Eric Ford, a UF assistant professor of astronomy and one of five authors of the paper. “But that could be enough for them to identify our planet as one that likely contains clouds and oceans of liquid water.”

This research may sound whimsical, but it has a serious goal: to provide a road map for Earth-bound astronomers trying to study Earth-like planets — a task expected to become possible in coming decades as more powerful telescopes come on line, said Enric Palle, the lead author of the paper and an astronomer with the Instituto de Astrofisica de Canarias.


Sounds like the opening of War of the Worlds to me: You know, turning their cold baleful eyes on our blue little planet with envy, and the next thing we know there are these creatures zapping us with death rays. Just when I got my life together. Isn't that always the way.

Of course, there is still the little problem of actually getting here. The speed of light: Not just a good idea, it's the law. Thank you, Einstein.


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