Moods

Sunday, February 3, 2008




I am mad at the world today

I am pissed,
pissed off,
aggravated,
irritated,
angry,
irate,
furious,
enraged,
peckertated,(see kids dictionary under my sons name),
shit faced,
red rod mad!

I am mad at the world today,
because it let me down.

It let me make bad decisions,
it let  me dwell in self pity,
it let me do more for others than they deserve,
and allowed me to become,
well somewhat sententious.

I am mad at the world today,
because I am too tired to clean my house,
too old to do back flips,
too bored to have good sex.

I am mad at the world today,
because I didn't win the lottery,
I don't have a Portrait of Dorian Gray.
I still can't find my gloves and it is fucking cold out.

I am mad at the world today,
because my boss wouldn't let me get away with murder,
my husband doesn't worship me,
my kids don't like me best,
AND
my mother STILL is trying to raise me~!

I am mad at the world today,
because I love my dogs,

who SHIT on my floor,
then threaten to take them,
to the doggy death row.

I hate movies that remind me,
how good I have it.
I fix things that aren't broken,
and break them.

I am mad at the world today,
because I know how much I smoke,
and still convinced myself  I didn't need
to stop at the store.
I buy flowers and pledge allegiance to them,
and watch them die,
from lack of a cup of water.
I won't speak to my neighbors,
and think they are stuck up,
when they don't chase me down,
at the mail box.

I am mad at the world today,
because, I spoil my kids,
and wonder why they are lazy.
I don't read my bible,
but want to know God,
I go to class,
and forget to listen,
because I am consumed,
with minor issues,
like which nail I have bitten the shortest.

I am mad at the world today
because I can't tell the difference,
  between Clorox and off brands,
but, I still buy Clorox.
The Cambell's soup kids,
keep getting thinner,
as I get bigger,
eating the same damn soup!

I am mad at the world today,
because my idiot light,
has been on in my car for months,
and I ignored it,
(to the tune of $684.30....to be exact).
My foot has outgrown my mouth,
but I keep requiring it there,
my ass is too far away for self kicking,
but needs it.

I am mad at the world today,
Because, I give my heart,
my soul,
my very being,
to ideas and concepts as old as dirt,
and about as profitable.
I have read, studied and pondered,
in the class room of life,
which has no degree,
and still can't spell worth a damn!

I am mad at the world today,
Because you can't really,
put protein back into the hair,
you can't really change your hair color,
only the refraction of light????
What the....??
And home improvement shows,
make everything look easy,
there by making the rest of us,
yes...idiots.

I am mad at the world
because true love did not find me,
even though I was hiding in the closet,
behind the make-up and shoes.
And I didn't think of the Nike swoosh,
until I sized a shoe insert,
Wha-la....that's how they did it!

I am mad at the world because,
I am supposed to be loving,
kind,
and patient,
but, I don't have the time,
or.....the patience!
I want to be good,
but, my father just was.


I am mad at the world today,
and the world has done nothing to me.

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