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Limericks
MY Mother
I love my mom
She is the bomb
She is tall
& likes throwing me a ball
She is nice & calm
This is a limerick that I learned how to do in my G.A.T.E. class. This makes me laugh because last year my Mom threw me a ball and she broke my pinky finger. She felt bad, but then told me to stop telling doctors and everyone else "My Mom broke my finger" She said it made her look like a mean Mom when all she was trying to do was play with me. The doctor thought it was the best way to break a finger ever, a Mom playing with a daughter. My mom thought it was fine until my finger swelled up and turned purple. Then she took me to the doctor. He gave me a funny look and stared hard at my Mom when he asked me what happened and all I said was my Mom broke my finger. Then I had to tell him the whole story. I kept telling her she threw it to hard but she kept saying she didn't.
My Sister
I love my sister
But sometimes she`s a blister
Tomorrows her birthday
It`s Friday
When she`s mad she`s a twister
March 3rd is her b-day. She`s turning 14 (kinda one of those cranky/kind ones). That`s my sis & I love her!!!!!!!!!!!
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My husband pulled my daughter out of a swing accidentally & she told everyone he broke her arm.
Marti -
great post... and there's nothing quite like teasing your Mom. Happy Birthday to your sister... you all are lucky to have each other:) judi
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Ha! That is funny.... saying, "my mom broke my finger"....
Happy birthday to your sister too!
Peace, Virginia -
Darling Kaitlyn,
I'm the Mom that threw you the bomber football that whoops YOU caught wrong and broke your finger. I just don't get why I keep getting the entire blame for that one. You Goof, I'm telling you, you just don't understand that when all you say, is "My Mom broke my finger" it sounds really bad!!! But then you know that dontcha? You like watching the peoples reaction and the evil looks they give me, until you fill in the rest of the story~~
Yep our dear Shelby is turning 14. We just need to stick together darling, we can keep her in line and on track. You got my back right?
Love ya Darlin,
The Tall Mom who used to like throwing you a ball :o)
3/13/06 10:16 AM
I like these limericks. Just in time for St Pat's Day, too.
Not sure if your broken finger due to playing catch with mom is worse then me carrying laundry downstairs and accidentally kneeing my youngest in the back and making him fall down the stairs from halfway up. I couldn't see him in front of me ::oops!::
Tammy
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