The Truth About Cats! Thanks, Donna

Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.

Cats have the simplest of taste -- the best will suffice.

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

Cats teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Cats have never
forgotten this.

You don't own your cat. The cat owns you. And the cat owns the house.
You just pay the mortgage.

Cats have their own lives; get on with yours.

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you
later.

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned
by cats.

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This entry has 3 comments: (Add your own)

#3 Comment from laurentha
6/7/06 11:57 AM | Permalink

An aquarium is also a cat's personal fish flavored water fountain
#2 Comment from jmuhjacat
6/4/06 2:21 PM | Permalink

...I second gourneaun's emotion. :}
#1 Comment from gourneaun
6/4/06 12:35 PM | Permalink

LOL These are soooooo true!! My favoriteone is : You don't own your cat. The cat owns you. And the cat owns the house. You just pay the mortgage.
~Nikki~

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