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Yesterday was a long day and that is to say the least. Preakness 2006 was my destination and my objectives were simple: to see at least one horse, get hammer time, not get arrested, see some boobs, make sure Lushette kept hers in her shirt and not get the living hell beat out of me. Plain and simple. And I am proud to announce that all my goals were met.

I got to Preakness at about 8-8:30 and cracked open the first Miller Lite of the day. I had gotten pretty damn drunk the night before, but the beer tasted good and went down without me VURPing so I knew it would be a good day. We didn't wait to long to get in, and promptly got a spot set up. First race started at 10:30 and at about 10:31 I saw the only horse of the day. I only saw the horse because of the loud roar from the crowd. I thought it was boobs, it was a horse. Oh well.

This girl was set up next to us. By 10:45 she was getting naked. It was a good day.

Some other highlights of my day were getting ... um... intoxicated, seeing many pairs of young co-ed breasts, not having to wait in bathroom lines or even come close to sitting in one of those port-a-potties (they were the most vile things I have ever seen), but the highlights of the day were watching three decent fights and last but not least ...

I must have seen at least three-four of these schmucks getting pelted with beers ... it was AWESOME!

For some unGodly reason, some putz's love to get full cans of beer whipped at them. They would climb poles, tops of trailers or ticket counters or whatever they could. What happened then? People would LAUNCH beers at them and the dudes would just drop off. I could grow old watching these mental midgets get crushed by beer can after beer can. All good times until people started randomly throwing beer cans and some girl next to me got knocked the hell out. By 2pm everyone at Preakness was out of their minds, so there was no stopping the antics.

Oh, and I think there was even some sort of horse race.

Related: Check out the interns entry on pre-Preakness for some great photos.

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• #2 Comment from diecastdude24 
  5/22/06 7:04 PM | Permalink

  And people rip on NASCAR fans?!!
  
• #1 Comment from redwingsnut93 
  5/21/06 9:20 PM | Permalink

  Must have been fun! Did you see Barbaro get hurt?
  
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