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Friday, December 22, 2006

The audio link has been fixed.... I hope

I need my kid here to help me with this computer stuff.  He is working at Best Buy right now, that's right... the company that controls our access to the real cool stuff.  My kid tells everyone who he is selling stuff to, "Best Buy does not have commissioned sales staff."  This is to lure an unsuspecting customer into throwing down lots of money on a Wii, Ipod, Zun, digital toothbrushes or some sort of electronic dog-washer that you don't need.

Kind of reminds me of yesterday, I had a well-known financial institution (two names... you know them) manager and one of his secretaries come into the office.  He was reporting that $34,000.00 from some 92 year old woman's account had been withdrawn without the woman's permission.  The problem is, it had gone into a bank account with the secretaries name. 

The secretary insisted that she had her identity stolen, and the thief must have fraudulently opened an account in her name. Believable?  I don't know, but as you are all well aware, I see weird and crazy stuff all the time.  So- I told the secretary and manager that I would apply all my skills as an investigator to the matter and I would have them both back into my office soon with my findings. 

I then went to lunch, and as I returned, there were the secretary and manager.  It seems that after they left, the secretary (actually believing that I would do something before next week) made some "confessions" to the bank manager and promised to give all the money back.  After learning this from the manager, I told him I was prepare to arrest the secretary up right now for first degree theft/embezzlement.  He held his hand up and said, "I have spoken with my superiors in New York, I have been told by them that ______ ______ does not have any embezzlers."  I asked him what the status of the old woman's account, "Every penny has been put back by the company." 

Oh well, no charges, cleared case... all is well.  And if you were a client of _______ _______, your use fees just went up a fraction... but they DO NOT have embezzlers!

Oh ya, go back to the previous post and the link should work.



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