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Cops and Lobsters


The other night at work was cops and lobsters ( haha, cops and robbers, get it?) It's when the Xenia police come in and they help us out with our tables and they talk to them and try to get donantions for the special olympics. Mostly they just get in the way, but it was fun to joke around with all of them. Only half the night was over and every single one of these strapping young cops were huffing and puffing and they were like we don't know how you guys do this!!! Hah, vindication for sure. So just so ya'll know... my job is harder than a cops, lol. So towards the end of the night this older lady came in with her daughter... she comes in a lot and always orders a scoth manhattan. A few times she has gotten totally wasted and another she fell out of her booth she was so trashed. So I get sat with them and Gail ( my manager) tells me she can only have two drinks max. So I'm like no problem. This lady is ooold, but she is hilarious. She was like goddamn right I want a manhattan, after I asked her if that was what she wanted... haha and then about an hour later I asked if she wanted another.. I tried my best to space it so she wouldn't want another one and I wouldn't have to tell her, I'm sorry ma'am but I am cutting you off. So anyway she says hell yea I want another baby. LOL... she was great, I feel really bad for her. Especially after you hear what happened next. I walk out and her daughter grabs me and says call 911! So I call and come back out and all the cops are surrounding the table.. I'm like wtf is going on? I go over there and the lady was having a stroke... she was trying to talk and move but she couldn't. It was pretty scary. The ambulance came and took her away, by the time they got there she was talking a little bit so I am hoping she is alright. So yea much excitement at red lobster the other night. Other than that not much going on. Same old same old... of course this wouldn't be a journal entry with tons of retarded pointless pictures. Till next time xoxo.

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and so do mirrors apparently

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This entry has 4 comments: (Add your own)
  • #4 Comment from classyhoney313 
    4/23/06 3:51 PM Permalink
    UMMM how come nobody ever calls me and invites me to anything anymore? Yes i have a boyfriend but he's normally out of town and i'm sitting on my butt at home watching reruns on nick at night. I have no friends =(
    You guys all suck!
  • #3 Comment from yankeeatheart79 
    4/22/06 5:08 PM Permalink
    LMFAO!  CUTE!!!


    Ya'll are nuts!
  • #2 Comment from chevyz71gurl74 
    4/22/06 5:01 PM Permalink
    Gosh, i really hope she is okay!
    She sounds like a really kewl old lady =)
    Hugss..~Terri~
  • #1 Comment from therealslimemmy 
    4/22/06 4:54 PM Permalink
    aw man i hope that lady is ok!
    scary!
    ttyl
    <3, em