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I had a terrible nightmare last night.....

I went to see the doctor and he told me that I had developed a denim allergy and I could not wear denim EVER again. I thought about my 70 plus pairs of jeans, the joy my jeans bring to me and to others, I thought about the comfort- the style; how I would never have that joy again.

I woke up! Thank goodness. The point of my story is that I a passionate about denim. What other article clothing can make you look and feel sexy AND comfortable. Everyone wears jeans, so why not make a statement with them. However, the statement a lot of people are making is "I don't care about myself and my appearance anymore" or " I have not purchased jeans in 20 years, because this pair is just fine" or perhaps they say "MOM JEANS!!!"

Mom Jeans...are the worst jeans a person can own. From the 9 inch zipper, to the light wash, the tapered legs, and the horrible pocket placement- they scream MOM JEANS! These jeans are highly unattractive and should be removed from your closet. Moms of the world, when you pry yourself away from Mom Jeans and put on some sexy jeans...your husband/ boyfriend won't be able to keep his hand off of you.

If you are an owner of Mom Jeans write me an email (lmessiah52@aim.com) with a description of your body type and I can track down some non-mom jeans for you. Seriously, it may change your life.

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