How To Install A Home Security System

4. Leave a note on your door that reads;
Hay Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I gone for more ammunition.
Will be back in one hour. Don't mess with the pit bull's-- they
attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the
blood. Anyway, I locked all of the dog's in the house. Better just wait outside until we can get back. Signed, Cooter

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#12 Comment from wwfbison
9/28/07 7:47 AM | Permalink

teehee, that sounds like most of the security systems in my neck of the woods.
Lisa
#11 Comment from queenb8261
9/27/07 10:51 PM | Permalink

That is the best thing I have read in ages. I'm so sorry I haven't been by in so long. I've been so busy with the girls and not feeling the best in the world. It's an effort some days just to turn on the computer. I have been reading your entries and as usual you have been busy as a bee. I don't know how you do it!! Take care and keep that umbrella handy.
Hugs, Barb
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#10 Comment from mariealicejoan
9/27/07 10:46 PM | Permalink

That's a good one! lol

I find having a dog that barks loudly whenever anyone comes to the door works really well. It's a great deterrent!
Marie
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#9 Comment from hugsdoodlewacky
9/27/07 5:47 PM | Permalink

((((((((((((((((((((HUGSTOYOU)))))))))))))))Its good that you have someone to help you out.Have a nice night.
#8 Comment from sunnyside46
9/27/07 2:23 PM | Permalink

that is the best!
Marti
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