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Jmuhjacat Writes: Gaby still looks like he has some Aby ancestors to me, and from the pictures, he does not look obese. Well-padded, yes -- but not obese, and it's insulting to him to call him "fat". He's a very handsome little golden striped tiger tabby, and again, I am hoping and praying I'm far from the only one who thinks so, and that somewhere in NYC, there is a wonderful loving, forever home just waiting for Gaby!

Reply: Oh gosh. You wouldn't want to hear some of the things I say to my favorite cat, "Hillary" (usually when she's harrassing one of the other cats here):

"You nasty little twit! Be NICE!" "You're just a bumlet!-- Back to the pound for you!" "Stinkpot!" "Little bitch!" "You didn't do well at the pound, did you? You were going down for the count! How did I get stuck with you?"

I guess I'm lucky no one is taping when I'm going off on "Miss Hillary."

Don't worry, though. Hillary has one very tough hide.

None of my threats or words mean a thing to her. They are water off a duck's back. In fact, I could swear she is usually laughing at me!

The wheels are always turning in Miss Hillary's head. She is simply off to the nextadventure -- or next fight.

Then, when Miss Hillary gets tired of all the shennagins, she jumps on my lap, purrs and I rock her in my arms like a baby.

Sometimes, I even sing, "Rock-a-bye, Baby." -- But, Hillary definately doesn't like that! She immediately jumps away when I sing.

Only a Pitbull I once rescued and used to sing to when I walked her liked my singing. I guess that what prompts me to say that, "Pitbulls are the whores of the animal world. -- They like and put up with anything."

I do sadly have to admit my singing is pretty bad. I should be hired when restaurants or clubs need to get rid of late patrons.

All those things aside, I don't mean any insult when referring to "Gaby the fatty tabby."

After all, there is more of him to love! ;) -- PCA

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4/4/08 5:08 PM | Permalink

He's a very handsome and fine cat; and Hillary is a lovely cat as well.

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